Damon Brown

[Damon Brown @HabitualGypsy]

I'm taking advantage of this time to fully embody the feral nature of my Europeans ancestors: Celts, Franks, Gauls, Picts, & Vikings.
🇮🇪🇩🇪🇫🇷🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇳🇴

[Damon Brown @HabitualGypsy]

@rocknrollofall

[Damon Brown @HabitualGypsy]

@neilbelieves

[Damon Brown @HabitualGypsy]

Why is it that every Trump speech sounds like he's giving a book report on a book he hasn't read. #CertifiedBSArtist

[Acyn @Acyn]

Trump: Gettysburg. What an unbelievable battle. That was the battle of Gettysburg. What an unbelievable I mean, it was so much and so interesting and so vicious and horrible and so beautiful and so many different ways… Gettysburg wow

[Qasim Rashid, Esq. @QasimRashid]

Boomer: At your age in 1970 I paid off college & bought a house w/hard work

Millennials: In 1970 college was 5% of median salary—Now it’s 44%. A median home was $24K—Now its $417K. The top marginal tax rate was 70%—Now its 37%. You worked hard—& then closed the door behind you.

[Joe Walsh @WalshFreedom]

Today’s Republican Party, in a nutshell:

“He’s utterly unfit to be President, but if he’s the nominee, of course I’ll vote for him.”

[Damon Brown @HabitualGypsy]

@JennyJohnsonHi5 This is arguably the biggest insult you can bestow on a person... trivializing their very existence. Every other way to put a person down requires that you acknowledge their 'being'. But this is so brutally dismissive that it transcends just being insulting.

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

Remember how Elon Musk announced he would fund the legal costs for anyone who got fired for their tweets? Well there's a guy being executed in Saudi Arabia over his tweets (9 followers) and Elon is the executioner's (Prince Bonesaw's) close personal friend and business partner.

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

Overheard: When your boss's income has risen 937% since 1978 and yours has increased by only 5.7%, it's time to stop blaming minorities for your woes.

[Damon Brown @HabitualGypsy]

For the record, I am 6'2" 280# and am both taller and thinner than he is.

[Rick Wilson @TheRickWilson]

215? That’s an insane lie.

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Donald Trump lied about the money his father left him, lied about his bone spurs, his SATs, about graduating at the top of his class at Wharton, about his charity, his university, the value of his properties, about where his father was born, where Barack Obama was born, about helping at Ground Zero, about paying a porn star hush money, his wife being a genius, about the existence of Covid, about HAVING Covid, about voter fraud in the 2020 election, about his “perfect phone call”, about January 6, and about the mountain of classified documents piled up in his bathroom.
He lies about being a family man, about being religious, about supporting the troops, and about putting America first.
He paints himself orange to look “healthy”, wears lifts in his shoes to look “taller”, and has a 14 step combover to look like he has a “full head” of hair.
The guy is a Russian nesting doll of lies.
But when you ask MAGA who they trust above all else - more than their friends, family, conservative media, religious leaders, more than their very own eyes and ears, they say that they trust Trump.
And that is how you know it’s a cult.

[Damon Brown @HabitualGypsy]

It's almost as if Maui and Oahu are two separate islands. Geography is tough tough, dude. 🤔

[Dom Lucre | Breaker of Narratives @dom_lucre]

🔥🚨BREAKING: The Obamas estate was spared from the Maui fires in Hawaii. Out of all of the destruction in Hawaii not a single blade of grass was burned at the Obama estate.

[Michael McKean @MJMcKean]

Department of Unintentional Satire

[Damon Brown @HabitualGypsy]

I swear to god that's Wendi McLendon-Covey & Norm Macdonald

[David Coverdale @davidcoverdale]

😳😳😳😳😳

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

Dolly Parton has never been in a cage fight, but she *has* gifted over 200 million books to children through her Imagination Library. In a world full of Zuckerbergs and Musks, be a Dolly.

[Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen]

Not even a month apart.

[George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway3d]

i for one am shocked shocked shocked i tell you

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

So, you'll enjoy this: we put what Fox hosts Carlson, Hannity, and Ingraham said, on air, side by side with what they were saying to each other on text, in private, when the cameras stopped rolling.

It's a must-watch and it's pretty shocking:

[Bill Prady ⚛️ Now at 🦋 @billprady]

Weird that the guy who covered up sexual abuse of students in his care would also be sad kids aren't getting beaten up on the playground.