Jank Collector

Passionate about a lot of inconsequential stuff.

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

The kick to decide the AFC North:

[Tone Digs @ToneDigz]

Same Ole

[Jank Collector @HabituallyUpset]

You know you’re in the Midwest when

[Jank Collector @HabituallyUpset]

Uuh, yea it is. Ain’t my first day on planet earth pal.

[mister wieners @Vondervol]

im not all that interested in "sharing public spaces" with other people, tbh

[Jank Collector @HabituallyUpset]

Today was a bad day to be a Sam’s Club toilet

[Jank Collector @HabituallyUpset]

True dominance is saving your morning dump for the Sam’s Club bathroom

[Jank Collector @HabituallyUpset]

Can’t wait to click past everyone’s Spotify Wrapped screenshots.

[Jank Collector @HabituallyUpset]

This may not make sense. But Sabrina Carpenter and Sydney Sweeney are the same person in my head.

[Jank Collector @HabituallyUpset]

Pro tip: the hostage taker loses all leverage if you kill the hostage .

[Jank Collector @HabituallyUpset]

At what point does a whoopsie turn into a whoopsie-daisy?

[Jank Collector @HabituallyUpset]

“Before time began, there was the cube”

[Jank Collector @HabituallyUpset]

Watching the presidential debate and it finally hit me, at the end of the day, it’s night.

[Jank Collector @HabituallyUpset]

Should I get into day trading? I think I’ve got the hang of it already. I’ll give you half a Tuesday for 3/4 of a Friday.

[Jank Collector @HabituallyUpset]

Whose phone is not on vibrate in the year of our lord 2024…in a movie theater no less.

[Jank Collector @HabituallyUpset]

Movie theaters: we reserve the right to check bags and purses.
Me: I reserve the right to Pocket SAND!

[Jank Collector @HabituallyUpset]

Who’s your favorite Austrian painter?

[Jank Collector @HabituallyUpset]

@coal_minor Unless Australia, then points to hell

[Jank Collector @HabituallyUpset]

The celebratory air fist pump after a dump goes down in one flush at a new toilet

[Jank Collector @HabituallyUpset]

@DisNiceRice