the dude from the H

2019 Eureka Heights dad Bod of the year

[the dude from the H @HacheTown]

Just talked with my doctor(me) and he said he’s never seen someone recover so fast from plantar fasciitis. He said “wow are you recovering from plantar fasciitis or is plantar fasciitis recovering from you”.

[the dude from the H @HacheTown]

•If it gets dark, do not wear a light because you become an easy target. The harder it’s to see u the harder it is for them to hit u
• If you hear "on your left" behind u, move to your left and make him/her go off the path because your tax dollars pay for you to own the path

[the dude from the H @HacheTown]

Road running etiquette 101:
•If running on the road, run with traffic because you should race the car behind you.
•Running with a group? Take over the whole trail and let the other runners/cyclist know who really runs that trail/road.

[the dude from the H @HacheTown]

Throw your empty GU packets/snack packs/trash on the ground, people love to clean after you.
• If running on the streets, don’t look at traffic lights. Cars automatically know you have right of way and worse thing that can happen to you is get hit and die.

[the dude from the H @HacheTown]

One of the weirdest things on this app is seeing old men complain about kids who transferred from their schools. “Thank god he’s having a bad career now, he should have stayed and been the starter”

[the dude from the H @HacheTown]

I don’t have to qualify to run the world majors, the world majors have to qualify for me 😈

[the dude from the H @HacheTown]

Was going to buy groceries but saw there was a lot of people buying toilet paper. I have that 3 ply H-E-B for sale. Hard to find, very rare.

[the dude from the H @HacheTown]

Cashapp your Mexican friends $20 today or buy them lunch or dinner to prove you’re not a racist in honor of Mexican Independence Day

[the dude from the H @HacheTown]

Text your homies good morning and cash app them $10 so they can enjoy that flat white and tip the barista.

[the dude from the H @HacheTown]

Phone turned off and went into heat mode, phone isn’t ready for habanero #soft.

[the dude from the H @HacheTown]

I’m 🔒 ed in and loaded. Threw the key away, this weekend I’m pushing my limit Lfg.

[the dude from the H @HacheTown]

@jaybsauceda Taqueria monchys it’s the best hole in the wall Taco place in eado.

[the dude from the H @HacheTown]

Today I am thankful for waking up and having the opportunity to enjoy life.

7pm at Nettbar, Timeless, Striders, Houston Half, Hoka, and Cumbias LFG.

[the dude from the H @HacheTown]

713 day fact: before DJ screw passed away he spoke to a young José Altuve and told him “my last wish is for you to win the World Series for the Astros”

[the dude from the H @HacheTown]

713 day is a made up holiday by hallmark to get the dude from the h to sip drank, pop trunk, bang screw, drink flat whites, and say “mayne, hol up, nomsain, nombot, and what it do”

[the dude from the H @HacheTown]

On the eve of 713 day don’t forget to leave drank and cookies for Bun B, Slim Thug, Paul Wall, or Lil Keke.

[the dude from the H @HacheTown]

On 713 day if you put your car in cruise control it automatically starts swanging and banging

[the dude from the H @HacheTown]

On 713 day if you say DJ Screws name 3 times in the mirror he reappears.

[the dude from the H @HacheTown]

I want to have a food off with some of these “foodies” I don’t think they actually eat the food 👀

[the dude from the H @HacheTown]

Some of y’all didn’t grow up going to your families rancho in Mexico and spending 2 months without AC, toilets, and access to internet and it shows.