ELDAN [GONE TO LUNCH]

RETIRED ARBOREAL DEATH CULT LEADER

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YES I HAVE REALISED THE PUBLISHING DREAM OF GOING ON A LONG LUNCH AND NEVER RETURNING TO THE OFFICE WHAT OF IT

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LONDON BOOK FAIR IN PICTURES

#LBF18

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IF YOU ARE NOT COMPLAINING ABOUT YOUR FEET EVERY FIVE MINUTES WHO EVEN ARE YOU

#LBF2018

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@BretsTypewriter I HAVE A BALANCED DIET OF ALL GENDERS

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IT IS GREAT TO WORK IN AN INDUSTRY FULL OF WOMEN

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EDITORIAL NOTE:

IT IS ACTUALLY A GENDER PAY CHASM

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@AllTheAims ON THE EDGE OF THE GAP

PUSHING YOU INTO IT

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BOOKS ARE SO IMPORTANT FOR OUR CHILDREN’S FUTURE

WHEN SOCIETY COLLAPSES THEY CAN USE THEM AS FUEL

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COMING THIS HALLOWEEN

FINAL DESTINATION: ESCAPE FROM THE HACHETTE WAREHOUSE

WATCH THE TRAILER: https://t.co/eXowqQTJki

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@RachaelDHodder I WAS ON A SABBATICAL

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THE TOTE BAG IS DOOMED

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I LOVE IT WHEN YOU TALK DIRTY https://t.co/FjhsQ9IGGf

[Guardian Books @GuardianBooks]

Will Self: ‘The novel is absolutely doomed’ https://t.co/F1B8xrPGlI

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THE NOVEL IS NOT DEAD YET

BUT I’M WORKING ON IT

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STILL WONDERING WHAT TO GET YOUR LOVED ONES FOR CHRISTMAS

DO NOT GET WITHIN 100M OF ANYONE WHO WORKS IN PUBLISHING

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GREAT https://t.co/m7xZyC2Lpj

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ONCE I MET SOMEBODY WHO READ THE MAN BOOKER PRIZE WINNER IN PAPERBACK AND I THREW UP MY NIBBY

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MY BOOKS OF THE YEAR:

- THAT ONE THAT WON THAT PRIZE
- THAT ONE THAT WON THAT OBSCURE PRIZE
- THAT REALLY LONG ONE THAT YOU ARE TOO STUPID TO EVEN KNOW ABOUT
- THAT ONE THAT I READ A DECADE BEFORE IT WAS PUBLISHED BECAUSE I AM VERY IMPORTANT
- YOUR MUM

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WHY HASN’T ANYONE ASKED ME FOR A LIST OF MY FAVOURITE BOOKS OF THE YEAR

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LIBRARIES ARE TIME MACHINES

LIBRARIES ARE VORTEXES

LIBRARIES ARE PORTALS INTO A HELL DIMENSION WHERE THE STING OF A THOUSAND PAPER CUTS WILL BE YOUR ONLY REPRIEVE FROM OBLIVION

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READING MAKES THE WORLD A BITTER PLACE