Hack of All Takes

Broad interests. Narrow expertise.
📍Somewhere, USA

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@DBGyt_ In her what? 4th ever playoff game? People are so dense.

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@jasonwhitlock Everyone, I think.

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@BigOxBob You sound like a fucking dumbass.

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@KevinGraySports Was today your first time watching Paige play basketball? It’s her specialty lol..

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What in the world just happened to Natalie Nakase? Did she faint??

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Hayes is completely selling this game for GSV

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@stoolpresidente What about the other 75 turnovers he’s had this season?

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Someone needs to tell RG3 that the point of being a commentator is not to come up with new words for things every 5 minutes. Dude is trying way too fucking hard out there lmao

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OH HELL FUCKIN YES!

Iowa City gonna be electric tomorrow. GO HAWKS!!

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It's only right to have a Hawkeye legend join College GameDay as guest picker when in Iowa City 🖤💛

See you tomorrow, @CaitlinClark22!

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Have they announced Caitlin Clark as the guest picker on Gameday yet?

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Being the best player and winning are more important to an individuals legacy. No question. Being the face of a league is important for the league and growth and blah blah blah. But this is a conversation that keeps getting brought up for whatever reason and insinuating that a face of the league type player can’t have bad games is pretty silly.

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@Jarv365 @BrianAdams1969 Your cranium.

Rent: $0.

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@river_dusty Calling out Clark’s fanbase for forcing a rivalry when your profile pic is pushing one of those “rivalries” is honestly fucking hilarious. Bravo on that.

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Clark fans aren’t forcing a rivalry with literally any player. All those fake rivalries are pushed on her fanbase by everyone who hates her. Similar to the bullshit you’re doing now, trying to paint people as racist for liking a basketball player. It’s all fabricated nonsense that you all talk yourselves into. You bring up Paige solely because she’s another white player. You claim they are similar players and it’s literally only because both are white. They don’t have remotely close to similar styles of play lol

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@RealMamaEagle She agrees with that. She said so herself in this same interview.

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@DreVicios @khaled74 Yes you can say she had a bad game all you want. And I’ll agree. She was bad for 3 quarters last night. That still has nothing to do with the face of the league conversation.

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@Jarv365 I recommend putting the phone down and participating in the real world for a while. You have lost your god damn marbles, bud.

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@UnderdogWNBA Literally. If you choose to guard her, you get called for a foul. The literal definition an an unguardable player.