Chris 🦒

day 1 backer, scramble golf all star. Raise it.

[Chris 🦒 @HackSays]

Hahahahahahaha

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

Xbox CCO says Game Pass lost millions of subscribers after last year's 50% price hike, acknowledging that higher prices accelerated subscriber losses and slowed growth, per Windows Central

[Chris 🦒 @HackSays]

This is insane

[Pete Thamel @PeteThamel]

NEWS: A judge in district court in Lubbock County, Texas, has granted the injunction requested by Texas Tech QB Brendan Sorsby. He’s set to be eligible for the 2026 season.

[Chris 🦒 @HackSays]

The Pirates pitching staff being the weak point was not on my bingo card this season.

[Chris 🦒 @HackSays]

Suddenly

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Sam Altman says AI budgeting has suddenly become a “huge issue” for companies.

[Chris 🦒 @HackSays]

@KleinschmidtJD Mainstream sports gambling is the worst thing to happen to sports, ever.

[Chris 🦒 @HackSays]

@WSJ I see @dcarterruff chest routine is working. Keep it up, Hoss.

[Chris 🦒 @HackSays]

Not a single person in the world can tell me they’re honestly a fan of the NBA when shit like this goes on.

[NBACentel @TheNBACentel]

FOUL CALL ON DE’AARON FOX 😭

[Chris 🦒 @HackSays]

If I never saw a clip or quote from Trevor Bauer again, I'd be fine with it.

[Chris 🦒 @HackSays]

I can’t imagine being on a hot streak like he has been and changing your clubs to a brand that’s never made clubs. Absolutely mental.

[Tour Pro 🏌️‍♂️ @OfficialTourPro]

Checking in on Justin Rose and his new McLaren irons.

[Chris 🦒 @HackSays]

I didn’t volunteer to be a private donor fam

[FactPost @factpostnews]

Senate Republicans have introduced a budget bill that would allocate $1 billion in taxpayer funds to Trump's ballroom project.

[Chris 🦒 @HackSays]

This has nothing to do with the WBC and you know it. Come on Bob.

[Bob Nightengale @BNightengale]

Tarik Skubal joins Dodgers closer Edwin Diaz, who also pitched in the WBC, and also is undergoing elbow surgery to remove loose bodies.
Diaz is scheduled to return after the All Star break.
No timetable set for Skubal.

[Chris 🦒 @HackSays]

I'm so tired of seeing this headline every time Trout is hot.

[The Athletic @TheAthletic]

The Angels need to look into trading Mike Trout right now, as his value will never be higher, and his contract is still a major risk for them.

Los Angeles is further from contention now than they were when Trout signed this most recent extension, and their farm system ranked as the worst in baseball last February.

More from @keithlaw on Trout's trade value and the future of the Angels:
https://t.co/CQvCluzdYO

[Chris 🦒 @HackSays]

They spent 9 to 11 months investigating an Instagram post of seashells?

Can we get a refund?

[Acyn @Acyn]

FBI Director Kash Patel explains how the criminal investigation into James Comey’s seashell post wasn’t a simple one: This has been a case that's been investigated over the past 9, 10, 11 months. These cases take time. Our investigators work methodically

[Chris 🦒 @HackSays]

Love how mad all the non-ball knowers are about this.

[MLB @MLB]

Ryan Thompson with a heads-up pick off!

[kath 🌸 @KathFF]

NOT A SWEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Chris 🦒 @HackSays]

That is NOT what that means.

[SleeperMLB @SleeperMLB]

Mason Miller currently has a -0.76 FIP on the season

Meaning he would theoretically be EVEN BETTER without any defenders behind him

[Chris 🦒 @HackSays]

Whether he was hit intentionally or not, big leaguing the bat boy and making him pick up all your shit when he’s standing right there makes you an asshole. Fuck this guy.

[SleeperDodgers @SleeperDodgers]

Do you think this was an intentional from Logan Webb?

[Chris 🦒 @HackSays]

Allowing @espn anywhere near the masters was also not the best decision, Fred.

[NUCLR GOLF @NUCLRGOLF]

🚨🤦🏼‍♂️🥏 #OPPS — Fred Ridley was asked about new content expansion for The Masters: "A couple years ago, we had Dude Perfect playing frisbee around Amen Corner. I like those guys, but in retrospect, that may not have been the best decision." 💀

[Chris 🦒 @HackSays]

Did Dave forget that pitchers batted in the NL and never got extra time at any point in baseball history?

[Foul Territory @FoulTerritoryTV]

Dave Roberts said "there's got to be some grace" for Shohei Ohtani as a two-way player when asked about him getting extended time in between innings to warm up.

"The truth is, he's different."

(H/T: @HyeseongKimMuse)

[Pittsburgh Pirates @Pirates]

OFFICIAL: We have signed INF Konnor Griffin to a nine-year contract extension that runs through the 2034 season.