Hacker T Dog

Yes it's me from telly. Ok, not official like, but undercover. Don't tell anyone like Digby or Dodge & NEVER IAIN, ok? Thanks. ps A fan types this as I can't!!

[Warrick @WarrickBP]

Woo hoo! Just received tickets for The #Muppets screening! Cannot wait! Only a week to go!

[Hacker T Dog @HackerThe]

@IainandHacker Fake! How dare you sir. I'm as real as you, sunshine. Prob more so. Puppets don't have time for twitter - No1 fans do.

[Hacker T Dog @HackerThe]

Oh yes, I'm back, again. #HackerTime. Now on BBC2. Ok, it's a repeat from the beginning but you better watch it anyway. #Kerching

[Hacker T Dog @HackerThe]

Actually, he's all right really. EXCEPT, when he takes my pink tutu. That is just not on. @_Warrick_ will you stop making me itch!

[Hacker T Dog @HackerThe]

@ellieesearle: Madam, I didn't fight two world wars.... for you to shot me! Think you're confusing me with that unsavoury Dodge!

[Hacker T Dog @HackerThe]

What! Another one! Dodge, mate, I need a word with you.

[Hacker T Dog @HackerThe]

@lara_lucienne: Madam, how dare you? Take that back at once! Unless you're refering to my esteemed friend Dodge? Ok that's fine.

[Hacker T Dog @HackerThe]

Another classic #ConfrontationStreet - I'm so good I am.

[Warrick @WarrickBP]

Here's a mini video of some characters that me and @Phil_Gluvets created for the CORAM Childrens Charity...
http://t.co/kGaFXvZv

[Hacker T Dog @HackerThe]

@samandmarktv Hello. Please do some more dodging disasters this year. Me & Dodge really liked them. Two plonkers having fun! ;)

[Hacker T Dog @HackerThe]

Oh yes, well done @LittleATheatre to the puppet queen for your MBE. Well deserved. I will eat another sausage in your honour.

[Hacker T Dog @HackerThe]

Happy Happy Joy Joy! Hope 2012 is also filled with food & fun. Now, resolutions, that requires lots of thought... & sausages.

[Hacker T Dog @HackerThe]

Then my favourite is boxing day. Don't know why, but everyone seems to go out & leave me alone, how strange?

[Hacker T Dog @HackerThe]

Oh follower, I do luuuv Christmas traditions, hope you do too. After eating myself senseless, there's those luuuvely corgies on tv.

[Hacker T Dog @HackerThe]

Then me & Dodge can actually get a lookin this year. We need dem bones - so mits of the turkey ok?

[Hacker T Dog @HackerThe]

Now if you porkers - yes mate, I mean you two, Iain & Digby - remember that a dog is for life not just for Christmas...

[Hacker T Dog @HackerThe]

How many bones does a dog need?? Lots actually & thankfully no socks this year for pressies. Now let me bagsie my turkey bits...

[Paul Ronson @TheBoltonWaffle]

For people in Wigan, watching This Is England '88 is like watching Tomorrow's World.

[Hacker T Dog @HackerThe]

I should coco, where's me?? I'm naughty & nice. And Iain nice? 50% evil I think you'll find is more appropriate.