Hacker T Dog.

I got the moves like Hacker T, everyone wants to be like me, D to the O to the G.

[Hacker T Dog. @Hacker_T_Dog]

Iain's leaving me, like a discarded wrapper of unwanted meat paste. Why I why? 🐶😭

[Hacker T Dog. @Hacker_T_Dog]

#MyWishIn2013 to find out the CBBC office walls are made from meat paste and Iain is really SUE BARKER!

[Hacker T Dog. @Hacker_T_Dog]

#BestMemories2012 meeting Sue Barker at Wimbledon she was to draw better than meat paste, but not quite as much.

[Hacker T Dog. @Hacker_T_Dog]

Ma cum fayc

[Hacker T Dog. @Hacker_T_Dog]

Charlie Chaplin liked to dance,
Pirates are from Penzance,
But what about a liccle dog like me?

[Hacker T Dog. @Hacker_T_Dog]

IMPOSTER! Found dis stranded in the CBBC office pretending to be dodge #unofoolinmeyouaintdodge

[Hacker T Dog. @Hacker_T_Dog]

@JulieLittlewood your not Sue Barker!!!! How dare you, your not even from Wigan.

[Hacker T Dog. @Hacker_T_Dog]

Dodge the smelly mutt hacked me sue Barker is not bad smelling and meat paste is yummy. #dontlistentohisfoulwords

[Hacker T Dog. @Hacker_T_Dog]

Sue Barker smells of poo and meat paste is yucky.

[Hacker T Dog. @Hacker_T_Dog]

Ruff ruff ruff. Think you'se forgot I'm a dog sometimes.

[Hacker T Dog. @Hacker_T_Dog]

Iain's hid all me meat paste this is a bigger catastrophe than when Sue Barkers nickers ripped.

[Hacker T Dog. @Hacker_T_Dog]

I've got the moves like Hacker T, got the moves like Hacker T, everyone wants to be like me, D to the O to the G.

[Hacker T Dog. @Hacker_T_Dog]

I am very grateful to the big, big cheese for plucking me from obscurity as a Wiigan Yellow Coat, to this now esteemed position on telly.

[Hacker T Dog. @Hacker_T_Dog]

Auditioning for Britains got Talent singing Cotton Eye Joe by the Rednex cos its topnotch I can sing all the parts, I’m very talented.

[Hacker T Dog. @Hacker_T_Dog]

@BousfieldLouise I love you as much as meat paste. (But not quite as much as meat paste cause that's top drawer)

[b0g 0ff @ItsTracyBeaker]

Elaine fuk off :@

[Hacker T Dog. @Hacker_T_Dog]

@ItsTracyBeaker oii you've got nothing on Tracey Barker so bog off.

[Hacker T Dog. @Hacker_T_Dog]

Ma half bruva dodge is snoring louda than Sue Barker on steroids.

[Hacker T Dog. @Hacker_T_Dog]

Going to av a meat paste sandwich cus der tolerate n give @suebarkerSW19 a call

[Hacker T Dog. @Hacker_T_Dog]

Hacker Time is the best cuz I get the first credit. Scoop, I get second billing after Barry. CBBC I get no credit cuz there is no titles.