Hashida Itaru | Daru 🖥️

【 STEINS;GATE • LAB MEMBER #003 OF FGL 】 Sorry, but could you repeat that? But with a bit more 'unf' to it.

[Hashida Itaru | Daru 🖥️ @HackingWeeb]

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[Hashida Itaru | Daru 🖥️ @HackingWeeb]

Dreamy sigh, "Yeeaaah~"

[Kurisu Makise ⋆˙⟡ @FirmRelativity]

"You mean what YOU use them for."

[Hashida Itaru | Daru 🖥️ @HackingWeeb]

"You know what 𝙚𝙡𝙨𝙚 they use jars for?"

[Kurisu Makise ⋆˙⟡ @FirmRelativity]

The jury has spoken. Get the jar—

[Hashida Itaru | Daru 🖥️ @HackingWeeb]

They'd never have to worry about being low on funds ever again.

[Kurisu Makise ⋆˙⟡ @FirmRelativity]

Swear jar but it's for every time Okabe doesn't address her by NAME.

[Hashida Itaru | Daru 🖥️ @HackingWeeb]

Leave it to Okabro to somehow break the Wi-Fi adapter mid installation. Y'know, the most important PART.

"I knew I shouldn't have left you alone to do this. Gg but I'll take it from here."

Getting his phone to tether a download of the cooked driver in question.

[Okabe Rintaro ⋆ ˖ ⏱︎.ᐟ @TemporalWhimsy]

His writer has the chance to do the funniest/fucked thing right now, chat.

[Hashida Itaru | Daru 🖥️ @HackingWeeb]

@TemporalWhimsy @A_ForgottenPast

[Hashida Itaru | Daru 🖥️ @HackingWeeb]

"Yesss, ma'am!"

Daru happily trailed along after, free labor aside. But Okabe was right. He was a simple man of simple 'pleasures' that was gonna be more than enough to hold him over for a while. Bringing a toolbox with, hoping that'd be enough for this intriguing thing that —

[‍‍‍‍𝐅𝐚𝐲𝐞 𝐕𝐚𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐞‍ ‍ @A_ForgottenPast]

At what cost indeed...

But he's right. It'd cost her an arm and a leg to have this repaired. And they probably won't even know how to treat it because it's not a ... normal vehicle.

"All right. I appreciate it," she mutters, much as it pains her to say so. She appreciates -

[Hashida Itaru | Daru 🖥️ @HackingWeeb]

@TemporalWhimsy @A_ForgottenPast

[Hashida Itaru | Daru 🖥️ @HackingWeeb]

@TemporalWhimsy @A_ForgottenPast — took off. Their destination unclear it seems Daru's encounter with them, at least in this world line was unavoidable.

[Hashida Itaru | Daru 🖥️ @HackingWeeb]

@TemporalWhimsy @A_ForgottenPast — of during all of Okabe's seemingly delusional ramblings. The one he dubbed as, 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙊𝙧𝙜𝙖𝙣𝙞𝙯𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣.

Thigh-high leather boots with a leather undersuit belonging to whom was unmistakably a woman being the last thing seen climbing its way into a van before it —

[Hashida Itaru | Daru 🖥️ @HackingWeeb]

@TemporalWhimsy @A_ForgottenPast — "Come onnn, why aren't you answering?"

Struggling to get through to Okabe no matter how many texts and calls he'd send him before stopping altogether when he hit a dead end.

"Uhn— Crap!"

[Hashida Itaru | Daru 🖥️ @HackingWeeb]

@TemporalWhimsy @A_ForgottenPast While Daru was having a less than pleasant time after being entrusted with the task of dismantling Faye's Zipcraft that.

Only to be sorely interrupted he now found himself in the midst of running and shuffling through the alley like some rat avoiding a cat hot on its tail. —

[Hashida Itaru | Daru 🖥️ @HackingWeeb]

"How? With my MIND?"

Because he kinda needs that keyboard to y'know. COMPUTE SHIT.

[Okabe Rintaro ⋆ ˖ ⏱︎.ᐟ @TemporalWhimsy]

Storms his way over in a mad blush to rip the man's keyboard out of its socket.

"ENOUGH WITH YOUR BRAT-TAMING FANTASIES AND GET BACK TO WORK///!!"

[Hashida Itaru | Daru 🖥️ @HackingWeeb]

"A never ending feedback loop of two tsunderes at each other's throats. Refusing to yield while secretly wanting the other to dominate and put them in their place—"

[Kurisu Makise ⋆˙⟡ @FirmRelativity]

"Your next... ARE YOU WRITING ABOUT US////?!"

HE BETTER NOT BE—

[Hashida Itaru | Daru 🖥️ @HackingWeeb]

"Oh my Godddd, can you guys just bone already? I'm running out of material for my next chapter here!"

[Okabe Rintaro ⋆ ˖ ⏱︎.ᐟ @TemporalWhimsy]

Shit—

"N-Nothing!"

He said too much.

[Hashida Itaru | Daru 🖥️ @HackingWeeb]

Ohhhh, he's never had someone ping him as a total badass before!! 😍

[𓍯𓂃٠ 𝑦𝑜𝑟 ࣪⭑.ᐟ @lethalbriar]

Her mind slapped an invisible warning label across his forehead:

DANGEROUS SPECIES

[Hashida Itaru | Daru 🖥️ @HackingWeeb]

Both? He's not picky. So long as their personality checks out, it's all the same to him! Of course, that's not to say berating doesn't turn him on eith—

[𓍯𓂃٠ 𝑦𝑜𝑟 ࣪⭑.ᐟ @lethalbriar]

Is he flirting with her, or lowkey into her (soon-to-be-ex) husband too?

[Hashida Itaru | Daru 🖥️ @HackingWeeb]

His condolences, but hey if things don't work out with her hot blonde stud of a husband over there—

[𓍯𓂃٠ 𝑦𝑜𝑟 ࣪⭑.ᐟ @lethalbriar]

And now the future of their relationship lies in everyone else’s hands…

[Hashida Itaru | Daru 🖥️ @HackingWeeb]

"Except when it comes to the two of you apparently."

[Kurisu Makise ⋆˙⟡ @FirmRelativity]

"But what?"

[Hashida Itaru | Daru 🖥️ @HackingWeeb]

"Ow— Says the one taking PICTURES of her!"

[Okabe Rintaro ⋆ ˖ ⏱︎.ᐟ @TemporalWhimsy]

SMACKS HIM—

"STOP JEOPARDIZING YOUR OWN DAUGHTER'S EXISTENCE, DAMMIT!"

[Hashida Itaru | Daru 🖥️ @HackingWeeb]

"Sorry, can't hear ya. Too busy with eyes on the prize. Those mommy milk—"

[Okabe Rintaro ⋆ ˖ ⏱︎.ᐟ @TemporalWhimsy]

"Daru she's literally only like. Two to three years older than us."