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[Maya @mayahiga]

hello @KaiCenat I would like to be a professor at Streamer University so I can teach more people about animals pls :)

[ElJuaniquilador 💪 @JuanSGuarnizo]

Gracias por todo, QSMP 2. ❤️‍🩹

[Foolish Updates 🦈🍉 @foolishupdated]

[⛏️] Foolish is now talking to Fariis and said he did nothing wrong. They are now talking about how people get a bit intense with metagaming and role playing in general. Foolish says that sometimes people almost forget that the creators are human as well and should calm tf down.

[Ishan Khedkar @Khatarnak_Ishan]

Fieaaarst video episode of Q-News TV channel. With our host @JuanSGuarnizo and @SenpaiSpider3 . Director @FoolishGamers

More episodes to come. The only and best source of news on QSMP the Q-News !

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

🚨 White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt today:

“Our nation was founded, almost 250 years ago, on Judeo-Christian values.”

The Treaty of Tripoli. 1797. Signed by Founding Father John Adams. Ratified unanimously by the Senate:

“The Government of the United States of America is not, in any sense, founded on the Christian religion.”

Thomas Jefferson — who wrote the Declaration of Independence — was a deist who literally cut the miracles out of his Bible.

James Madison — the father of the Constitution — explicitly warned against the “diabolical hell conceived principle of persecution” by state religion.

The First Amendment’s opening words:

“Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion.”

They put it first.

[Ishan Khedkar @Khatarnak_Ishan]

Last one for today 🤣
I know you guys love the Q-News. So here is the breaking news edition which I made ofthe Q-Times newspaper in QSMP.

29th March 2026 - Breaking News
(Spanish, Polish, Dutch, Portuguese translations in replies)

[Ishan Khedkar @Khatarnak_Ishan]

On popular demand here is the Q-Times Newspaper which I make on QSMP.

30th March 2026
(Spanish, Dutch, Portuguese, Polish language versions in reply)

[Foolish Updates 🦈🍉 @foolishupdated]

[⛏️] Vegetta said that maybe he and Juan should speak english because of Foolish, but he said it was okay for them to speak in spanish as he wants to learn how to decipher it when people are talking. Vegetta said his favorite word in english is “foolish.”

[Ishan Khedkar @Khatarnak_Ishan]

On First Day of QSMP 2

Foolish: What do you do in Minecraft
Me: I build sometimes (I meant small stuff)
Foolish: I build sometimes too yay

The build:

[Pressea @Pressea_]

@FoolishGamers First of His Name, Builder of Cubic Realms, Lord of Blocks and Impossible Structures, Breaker of FPS, Tamer of Redstone, Bane of Creepers, Father of Dragons, Shaper of the Great Minecraft Dragon, Keeper of Pixelated Flames…

You are my KING 👑

[acau(악어) @bjacau]

Hello, this is Akeo.

This account was created during QSMP1. At the time, my cat Chunsik, whom I had been raising, passed away, so I didn’t have the time to deal with the hacking issue.

Now that I’m participating in QSMP2, it came back to mind, and I’ve finally recovered the account.

안녕하세요 악어 입니다.
QSMP1때 만들어진 이 계정이 실제 키우던 고양이 춘식이가
그때 하늘나라에 가서 해킹한걸 찾을 여유가 없었는데
이제 QSMP2 참여하는김에 생각나서 해킹 복구 했습니다.
#qsmp #acau

[ElMariana🤙🏻 @elmarianaa]

Why did you delete this perro? @FoolishGamers

[Harry Sisson @harryjsisson]

I expect every Republican who was outraged at people for celebrating Charlie Kirk’s death to immediately condemn Trump for saying “I’m glad he’s dead” about Robert Mueller. This is disgusting.

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

The war in Iran has already cost $22.8 billion.

For $22.8 billion, we could:

• Provide Medicaid to 6.8 million kids
• Build 2.6 million public housing units
• Fund Head Start for 1.3 million
• Hire 240,000 teachers
• Cancel $20,000 in student debt for 1 million borrowers

[Congressman Greg Casar @RepCasar]

Senator Cornyn was hosting a press event at the airport.

When I asked, he said it’s “not acceptable” to fund TSA.

Don’t take my word for it — take his.

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

Maybe read your bill?

The accepted forms of ID to vote under the SAVE Act:

1. Enhanced REAL ID: Only available in 5 states. Costs up to $50 (poll tax) and requires a birth certificate which 40M Americans lack access to.

2. Valid passport: 146M Americans do not have and costs at least $130 (poll tax). Trump gutted the agencies issuing them.

3. U.S. military ID card presented with military record of service.

4. Government-issued photo ID showing place of birth: 300M Americans do not have one, and costs up to $50 (poll tax).

5. Non-Enhanced REAL ID driver’s license, state ID, or tribal ID shown in conjunction with a birth certificate (40M lack access to) that matches your last name (which 69M women do not have due to marriage) and other forms of documentation, and which require a cost to obtain (poll tax).

If this was truly a voter ID bill, it would provide every eligible voter in the U.S. a voter ID, and provide them at no cost to align with the 24th Amendment — so why doesn’t your bill do that if voter ID is so popular?

[Kahlief Adams @KahliefAdams]

Over the years I’ve seen multiple people get arrested for giving out free food but this is allowed. Our country is backwards.

[CinnamonToastKen @cinnamontoastk]

Its 2026 and music labels are still trying to claim 30min youtube videos for their song playing for 5 seconds in the background of a clip. How many lawsuits do i gotta win until they learn.

[Netflix @netflix]

IT'S OFFICIAL HUNTERS 💫  KPOP DEMON HUNTERS will return for a sequel written and directed by Maggie Kang and Chris Appelhans.

“I feel immense pride as a Korean filmmaker that the audience wants more from this Korean story and our Korean characters. There’s so much more to this world we have built and I’m excited to show you. This is only the beginning.” — Maggie Kang

[Gina Hinojosa @GinaHinojosaTX]

Greg Abbott makes 5.5 million public school kids take a deeply flawed STAAR test in the name of “accountability” while kids in private school who get a taxpayer-funded voucher get a pass.

That’s wrong.

As a mother with a son in public school, when I’m governor I’ll make it right by ending the STAAR test & the voucher scam.