Jess

streamer, brain rotted and delusional muhehehehe

[Jess @Hackle__]

Woken up by the neighbour stomping upstairs twice this morning. How delightful

[Jess @Hackle__]

The chippy down the road is being turned into an Indian, I think that’s beautiful bruv

[Jess @Hackle__]

Told bossman at my shop that they’ve stopped selling my fave monster and he was like I’ll check it all out for you, it’s no laughing matter I’m in autistic distress lad x

[Jess @Hackle__]

Ring camera all set up so no evil freaky Billy’s can get me!!!!

[Jess @Hackle__]

Keep finding spiders in my bath, chucked 3 out so far - the one today had 6 legs???

[Jess @Hackle__]

Tell me why the council contacted me saying the system that takes my rent errored and I’m behind…could have told me 2 months ago…super skint month incoming!!!

[Jess @Hackle__]

Mums just dropped stuff off and said Beau has been in old my room looking for me 😭😭😭 looking round the house to see where I am omg I’m gonna be siiiiiiick

[Jess @Hackle__]

The landlord who owns the flat above me trying to say that I don’t have access to the shared garden and standing ten toes down when I have legal paperwork stating I have access to it. Hell nah I’ve got my solicitor involved now lmaoo I’m not a tenant you can bully

[Jess @Hackle__]

Watching my bedroom window so no evil ass spiders come in whilst I try and catch a breeze

[Jess @Hackle__]

Plate saga continues, managed to get a refund and checked them again in the shop and they were on sale, 20% off 💃🏼 muhehehe it was meant to be

[Jess @Hackle__]

@Twitchy_Tim Me when I find you

[Jess @Hackle__]

I’m missing a large plate too, whoever took them both, I hope they break x

[Jess @Hackle__]

Unpacked my plates and I’m missing one?? Fml everything I unpack is broken or missing!!!!

[Jess @Hackle__]

Never spent a night alone and I just have to just sleep in my own in my own house alone like all by myself??? 

[Jess @Hackle__]

@Twitchy_Tim I reckon he did

[Jess @Hackle__]

Opened my microwave and it’s broken, fml debs had to go home heat my dinner up and bring it back

[Jess @Hackle__]

Just a week of terrible sleep and I’m moving today on 4 hours sleep me bumba

[louˎˊ˗ @cupidjuno]

happy birthday to my longest toxic relationship

[Jess @Hackle__]

My brother was sat on my sofa and I was like oh let me set the back rests back so you can lay back on it and when I tell you one of the BIGGEST spiders jumped out from underneath the rest. The way we all jumped back frozen in fear 😭 it was huge man felt sick