Hackney Council

Respect my local authority.

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.@CrystalMcClory too pricey. Plan is to let entire road keep subsiding until it's even again.

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.@CrystalMcClory Do you have any idea how much paint we'd need to fill all the potholes?

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.@ben_knight80 better luck next time lol

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@Chrisml86 Thank you for your tweet. Loading bays are designated instant-fine areas. It's one of our main revenue streams.

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.@rena_ribena21 Please take a ticket. You are 285th in line to receive a response to your tweet.

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.@E8_Plumber you got off lightly, 3 seconds should be 3 fines

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.@metrolondon @WeAreOohFondue You need to come in between 9am-5pm and take a ticket, we have a backlog of tweets to respond to before yours.

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@WeAreOohFondue @metrolondon Unlicensed cheese melting is Edam serious offence. I suggest you get your Stilton and walk over to our office.

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.@moonthug don't know sorry lol! I emailed your card security number to Gary in IT to see if he knows anything.

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.@metrolondon Please park in Hackney Vehicle Pound - rates start at £40/day, minimum £265. Just leave vehicle anywhere for free collection.

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@metrolondon @TheFoxReformed sorry I am on my break and Chantelle is sick today innit, please phone again 2moro

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.@nonjob1 the 'social media manager' job is well good pay lol

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.@cliowood maybe you should like not park so bad then yeah

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.@Giboneystzuz Thank you for your sex-chat request. We will endeavor to respond to you in a saucy manner within 28 working days.

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.@aubrey_wade @jometsonscott Apologies for those weeds, we intend to put a car-park there instead so please bear with us.

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.@emmaholland70 Thanks for your message. Please let us know your neighbour's address, we'll ask them to tune into Radio 3 instead.

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Got a car? You owe us £130 (reduced to £65 if paid within 14 days). Not got a car? You owe us £130 (reduced to £65 if paid within 14 days).

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Got a parking ticket? What it is yeah is dat you can't park there though. #hackneyparking

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Got bulky household items for collection? Fill out our online form (http://t.co/ijOKI2tX) and we'll dump them in neighbouring Walthamstow.