Mr. River | DoL RP

Math and Housekeeping Extraordinaere. Part-Time Mortician.
No, I don't give extra credit.

(DoL RP Account. Minors DNI. 🔞)

[Mr. River | DoL RP @HadeThisTown]

Hello LinkedIn
I am Mr. River Nikolai, a Mathematics and Home Economics teacher with a Master's Degree, and far too low of an income for what I am worth.
Don't act up in class, and I won't have to send you to detention. You won't get any extra credit from me.

#dolrp

[Mr. River | DoL RP @HadeThisTown]

@DorenDeniska It is called style, dear Doren. I keep my appearance clean. Less can be said about yourself, but that is neither here nor there. The only issue is when your shaggy red hairs somehow stick to my suit and stand out...

[Mr. River | DoL RP @HadeThisTown]

@Tr3bl3_ Rest assured, Death won't be receiving my company for a long while yet. I appreciate the concern, however, Miss Sloane.

[Mr. River | DoL RP @HadeThisTown]

Busy on the weekend grading papers. This is my fourth cup of espresso. The coffee machine in my classroom was a worthwhile investment.

[Mr. River | DoL RP @HadeThisTown]

@DorenDeniska I have a gym membership, I'll have you know. If anything, the one organ you need to exercise most is your brain.

[Mr. River | DoL RP @HadeThisTown]

@DorenDeniska Try water for a change. Your liver isn't made of steel.

[Mr. River | DoL RP @HadeThisTown]

@DorenDeniska @GALISM1ND That's what the counselor is for. I teach Math.

[Mr. River | DoL RP @HadeThisTown]

@DorenDeniska @GALISM1ND Hard pass.

[Mr. River | DoL RP @HadeThisTown]

@GALISM1ND @DorenDeniska Everyone does eventually. I'm sure Doren here would be more than glad to take on several people under his wing. Right, Doren? They seem to gravitate to you plenty.

[Mr. River | DoL RP @HadeThisTown]

@DorenDeniska @GALISM1ND A highschool teacher is no replacement for the fatherly love you are lacking.

[Mr. River | DoL RP @HadeThisTown]

@GALISM1ND I am only father to three adorable dogs. Anymore I cannot afford on my current salary. There is a chance one exists out there...

[Mr. River | DoL RP @HadeThisTown]

@lootvvs And to you as well.

[Mr. River | DoL RP @HadeThisTown]

@EzekielDolrp It seems we have to make our own beverages to have something of quality. I'm afraid I do not trust what the cafeteria provides.

[Mr. River | DoL RP @HadeThisTown]

@GALISM1ND Seek therapy.

[Mr. River | DoL RP @HadeThisTown]

@GALISM1ND No, that was simply what I was born with. Why were you looking, hm? 🤨

[Mr. River | DoL RP @HadeThisTown]

@JessicaThess416 I will not confirm nor deny that.

[Mr. River | DoL RP @HadeThisTown]

@JessicaThess416 Mm, fine. So long as it is returned and WASHED. A certain colleague of mine broke one of my mugs.

[Mr. River | DoL RP @HadeThisTown]

@kiittyomii // ty for letting me know who to block. Just joined yesterday and all this happening

[Mr. River | DoL RP @HadeThisTown]

@laurelthelxyal // Girl sending her math notes to Slender Man bro 😭