Morgan

*girlboss voice* treat everyone like they wearing a wire

[Morgan @HadeanTide]

I made a strawpage, send hate mail: https://t.co/SM7WqYL5wr

[DEDINKY(🍉!!) @Mawqabre]

When I was in 6th grade a group of girls from my gym class tried to jump me. One of them was my own cousin. When my mom asked her what happened she said that “because I was too quiet she thought that I was better than her” unfortunately now I’m not allowed to be around her

[Porshe @riririmsi]

@chofistrofiss A bisexual telling lesbians to investigate why they don't like dicks, you just have to laugh.

[Chanel_thee_stallion @creole_stalli]

Are you on thin ice? #TINATUESDAY

[wlwsyrian @wlwsyrian]

Caitvi & their love story is so dear to me

[AymenZero🇩🇿 @AymZerrouki]

They leaked 100gb worth of cartoon archives, people are combining random games together with ai, everything is getting a vibecoded pc port. There's a project that aims to make PS5 games run natively on pc. They're bringing AAA games to browsers. c ai was sold to Disney.

[🕷️ @chrollosremedy]

megan thee stallion is genuinely one of the finest women alive

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

2 years ago today, Megan Thee Stallion released “Bigger In Texas.”

[crimson ⚢ @quanxiiipilled]

how i ask the same person everyday if they want to play

[NEXTA @nexta_tv]

Chada the bear from a sanctuary near Kyiv has become a social media star.

A video of her emerging from her den has gone massively viral.

[EQBrowser @EQBrowser]

I did this upwork job once where they wanted me to test their payment systems in their app, so they gave me a "virtual card" number.

It didnt work, so they gave me another, which also didnt work.

They sent me a third and then i was like...these fucks are having me test stolen card numbers.

motherfuckers

[dani🍀 @regulardanigirl]

she's hitting potholes on purpose so my boobs jiggle

[frankie steins gay uncle @ewkewpid]

my lesbian regulars named June and May just had a baby and named her April

[EM 🍪 @macmaxxing]

thinking about one time when i was at a job interview and she said "do you have any questions?" and i asked her what her favorite color is

[Morgan @HadeanTide]

@takoraism The end goal is for everyone to “realize” that they actually do like dick. If you still don’t like dick after said introspection, they’ll chastise you and tell you to do an even deeper introspection until you have 0 sexual boundaries.

[౨ৎ @takoraism]

im always sort of confused by what the end goal of this proposed introspection is

[lex @petaltrin]

when celebs were genuinely active on twitter like they just tweet anything that comes on mind 😭

[Gustavo Gutierrez @Ztav]

O enquadramento da homossexualidade pela comunidade queer como retrógrado e reducionista ("preferência" genital é errado, prejudicial, fóbico) é literalmente terapia de conversão renovada: você está sendo envergonhado e induzido à culpa para pensar que sua atração inata é errada.

[D3VID 🐢 @DurkioWiz]

Nigerian woman asked all her students to dress to work according to their parents profession, wait for what her students wore 😂🔥