Hadeel 🌸

May you meet people that speak your language so you don’t have to spend a lifetime translating your soul~

[Hadeel 🌸 @HadeelAtteyeh]

01/June/2022 🌸

[miia @miiagarro]

i should've bought a house in 2007 instead of playing on my pink nintendo ds

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

I’m convinced 98% of my problems could be solved with more money and three-day weekends.

[Om @betterrcallom]

i think we should bring back the concept of waking up on weekends and watching cartoons first thing in the morning.

[Joshua🍁💐 @Joshwins_all]

I’m a big believer of not going to work on your birthday!

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

nothing on earth lasts longer than a video someone is showing you on their phone that you have zero interest in.

[Raksha @caraksha103]

Supervisors should also get a midyear performance review… from their employees…

[yimika| @yimikaaaa]

I love hearing “in the interest of time” during meetings. Yes. Let’s wrap this up quickly!

[• @yducknow]

telling me to do something when i’m already in the middle of doing it

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

People who post on LinkedIn and love their corporate career terrify me.

[𖤐 @vapefuls]

“fuck this job”
*goes to work*

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

"Oh for fuck's sake what now" - me when asked to do the job I was hired to do

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

Thrilled to announce I’m not ready to go back to work on Monday:

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

It should be illegal to take a nap and STILL wake up with a headache. Like excuse me??? I rebooted the entire system.

[Mamello🧚🏽‍♀️ @MelloFelicia1]

“hey, do you have a second to hop on a quick call”

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

Corporate Confession: I get a rush of joy every time a meeting gets canceled. It’s my version of winning the lottery.

[♡ @ArtCelineLove]

I've already given it my all this week and it's only Tuesday.

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

The fake urgency created in corporate life for absolutely no reason is one of the worst things humans have invented.

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

I’m not ashamed to admit that while I’m grateful for having a job, I genuinely do not enjoy working.

[Brunette @mimizima_]

Being at work is like being in a horror movie where everyone loves AI

[Pejuola| HR🗣️ @Pejuola_a]

Not putting Teams or Outlook on your personal phone for work is exactly the flex you think it is