Haden

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

… going to moon very soon

[Dolan Dark @DolanDark]

look man i'm just here to make memes

[Monte @ISwearImMonte]

Jeff Bezos really worth 200B and aint Batman or Ironman yet. That mf a bum

[Owen Sparks @OwenSparks]

I love when @elonmusk does funny cameos / skits. Found this gem from 2013 🤣🤣🤣 “mmm chicken burger”

[nat @ncm0611]

People are too casual about the fact that parrots can talk

[. @SuiNeltwork]

We will reopen when everything gets a little worse. Thank you

[prance @bocxtop]

damn so now that the ~poors~ have figured out how to play the same game as the 1% all of a sudden it’s a flawed system in need of regulation huh

[Nick Allen @NickAllen]

im such an idiot

[رايز @doit4revenge]

murder documentaries be like :

they were a happy family until they weren't

[. @SuiNeltwork]

at midnight tonight we will sacrifice goofy

[Dwight K. Schrute, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @DwightSchrute_]

When Netflix asks why I’m cancelling my subscription January 1st

[I.Share @IAMNERDIShare]

I didn't go to work because a cat fell on my head and then a dog with shoes tried to do me justice.

[phil @warmfourloko]

i hate my roommates

[Xiaraaaaa , @xiaraaaaa_]

Been telling my daughter to take this mask off for over 3 hours 💀 she’s not listening .

[flamie foxx @overlybrennan]

teachers used to really have beef wit me like bro I’m 12

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

The rumor that Bill Gates & I are lovers is completely untrue

[Haden @HadenMathew1]

@7condos7 ill be ur audience 4 life