HadestheImmortal

Lord of the Underworld, Coolest of Three Siblings, Touch My Hair and Burn.

[HadestheImmortal @Hades4eva]

@Zeussyfruit Thanks for the shout out that was really just a shout out to yourself. Like always. You rule over Olympus -- you still really need to hype yourself up? Oh, look what I found down here in the Underworld, it's your self-esteem

[HadestheImmortal @Hades4eva]

@kaliwithaak So you... you're the goddess of death and sexuality? I, uh, run the Underworld. Nice place. Lots of flames and darkness and screaming agony. I'll be free a little later...

[HadestheImmortal @Hades4eva]

@BloodyyAres WHOOOOOO? WHAT'D HE DO NOW?

[HadestheImmortal @Hades4eva]

@kronosthegreat More loved than the father who was overthrown and imprisoned by his sons and the creatures he locked away.

And, for the record, yes. My favorite part is when she comes back for 6 months a year. When are you coming back again?

[HadestheImmortal @Hades4eva]

The whole "get people massively drunk until they have a big orgy" sounds tremendously messed up in the era today. Clean yourself up.

[HadestheImmortal @Hades4eva]

@Dionysusthegrap, your followers are feeding the dead with the blood of the living. OUR CAFETERIA DOWN HERE WORKS FINE, THANKS. Please stop being gross. Also...

Riu, Xavier (1999). Dionysism and Comedy. Rowman and Littlefield. p. 105. ISBN 9780847694426.

[HadestheImmortal @Hades4eva]

@Helioslookingud Snitches get eclipses
Here's you with a black eye

[HadestheImmortal @Hades4eva]

@BloodyyAres @Helioslookingud @aphroditethego2 Guess you call this a sunburn, son

[HadestheImmortal @Hades4eva]

@pemordial Come on down and give doggos a nice pat, then.

[HadestheImmortal @Hades4eva]

@BloodyyAres Sounds like she's not giving you any if you're posting about it over here

[HadestheImmortal @Hades4eva]

@Nike2F Yeah, well I just spoke with the Fates, and I found out you become some logo stuck on a shoe a few thousand years in the future sewn on by neglected kids and I get featured on walls that come alive

[HadestheImmortal @Hades4eva]

@erischvos @pemordial Yeah, yo momma was so nasty I had to spit her out of the underworld.

[HadestheImmortal @Hades4eva]

Who wants to bbq in the lobby of my house? It's ALWAYS lit

[HadestheImmortal @Hades4eva]

@aphroditethego2 Sure, Zeus can rescue you from me before he goes and shags a cow again. REAL UPSTANDING FATHER @Zeussyfruit

[HadestheImmortal @Hades4eva]

@pemordial Can we go back to the nobody please? It was quieter. Thanks for ruining a good thing.

[HadestheImmortal @Hades4eva]

@Nike2F Right side of Zeus, but wrong side of LIFE

[HadestheImmortal @Hades4eva]

pomegranate or BOMBegranate amirite

[HadestheImmortal @Hades4eva]

She just told Zeus SHE WANTS TO BE WITH ME bro I'm rolling f u zeus 🥳🤭🤣🤣

[HadestheImmortal @Hades4eva]

CONFIRMED, PERS HAS EATEN THE SEEDS, I REPEAT, PERSEPHONE ATE THE SEEDS it's going down