Agent Zero

No panic. Only disco.

[Agent Zero @HadesInShades]

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[Koku @Koku_Sales]

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[Agent Zero @HadesInShades]

If we never learn, we been here before
Why are we always stuck and running from the bullets?
The bullets

[Agent Zero @HadesInShades]

Just want to say fuck the budget before it fucks me

[Agent Zero @HadesInShades]

Gave blood. Feel like a saint. Feel bad for the one who will have to have that corrupted bile in his body

[Agent Zero @HadesInShades]

Khawaja Asif is our Pakistani version of MAGA.

[Agent Zero @HadesInShades]

Lots of Injian uncles ordering veg in Thailand but getting a sausage instead.

[Agent Zero @HadesInShades]

@HawkesBay The ep on Le Marche I enjoyed. Rest is just touristy places

[Agent Zero @HadesInShades]

@HawkesBay @faisalrafi Tiled flooring

[Agent Zero @HadesInShades]

Between whacking off to Milf porn to being the same age as the milfs we grew up so fast 😭😭

[Agent Zero @HadesInShades]

The sweet sweet ache of the lattimus Dorsi after decimating them at the gym

[Agent Zero @HadesInShades]

I love me a old school brawl between the hotel staff and customers and I always rooting for the fucking staff to clock out those pesky buggers

[Agent Zero @HadesInShades]

Breakdown your oatfit coooaasssttt

[Agent Zero @HadesInShades]

@toplinesec hello plewde get me in touch with your sales team.

[Agent Zero @HadesInShades]

Are Ed Shereen and Lab E Shereen related?

[Agent Zero @HadesInShades]

@Azrantings JAAlfrezi

[Agent Zero @HadesInShades]

Ever since AI I don't even know if tweets here are real anymore.

[R. @TeslaOnDiet]

Careers I’m launching in 2026:
- reddit degen day trade
- professional astrologer
-peptide seller
- YouTube yapper
- ender of fast fashion
-amateur quantum theorist

[Agent Zero @HadesInShades]

@ZarrarKhuhro @faisalrafi At least give us something to hold onto. It's a human urge

[Agent Zero @HadesInShades]

@toomuchusmaan Don't know man. Not my jam

[Agent Zero @HadesInShades]

Will never understand guys who use nose rings or studs.

[Agent Zero @HadesInShades]

Music discovery just like finding new friends both get difficult as you age