Hades

Don't curse the darkness—light a candle! When freaky aliens give you lemons, make freaky alien lemonade! Me: Chapter 23

[Hades @HadesPimp]

________________♰_________________
𝕐𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕒𝕝𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥𝕪 𝕘𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕥 𝔾𝕠𝕕 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕙𝕖
𝕌𝕟𝕕𝕖𝕣𝕨𝕠𝕣𝕝𝕕.

ℍ𝔸𝔻𝔼𝕊~!________________♰________________
#KIURP #MVRP
-crack and casual king
-all jokes
-detailed if need be
-no 4th wall

[Finalizer @Finalizer14]

METROID PRIME 4 FINALLY

[Nintendo of America @NintendoAmerica]

Samus Aran is back! Metroid Prime 4: Beyond will be released on #NintendoSwitch in 2025. #MetroidPrime4 #NintendoDirect

[Hades @HadesPimp]

@GalaxiaSword LOOK

I CAN'T HELP IT

I'VE BEEN WAITING 7 YEARS 😭

[Hades @HadesPimp]

METROID PRIME 4 AAAHHHHH

THE WAIT IS FINALLY COMING TO AN ENDL

[Hades @HadesPimp]

Crono trigger is one of the reasons i love video games as a medium... i had french translated manga volumes of OG dragon ball, super saying 2 gohan and sparce stuff in Buu.

This was not how i expected a late thursday to go...

[Hades @HadesPimp]

........ Oh Fuck......

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Akira Toriyama, creator of Dragon Ball, has died at 68

[Hades @HadesPimp]

Merry Christmas everyone!!🥳🥳

[Hades @HadesPimp]

I may not really be interested in rp anymore, but it's always cool to see a new generation :)

[———ஜ ۩𝕊𝕠𝕦𝕝 ☠︎ ℍ𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕣𝕪۩ ஜ @UNDERW0RLDL0RD]

———☠︎

"𝕐𝕖𝕤, 𝕀 𝕨𝕒𝕤 𝕙𝕠𝕡𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕥𝕠 𝕘𝕣𝕖𝕖𝕥
ℙ𝕚��𝕥𝕪 𝕠𝕟 𝕥𝕠𝕡 𝕠𝕗 𝕒 𝕞𝕠𝕦𝕟𝕥𝕒𝕚𝕟 𝕠𝕗 𝕔𝕠𝕣𝕡𝕤𝕖𝕤.

𝔹𝕦𝕥 𝕀 𝕕𝕚𝕕𝕟'𝕥 𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕟 𝕘𝕖𝕥 𝕒 𝕡𝕚𝕝𝕖 𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕣𝕥𝕖𝕕
𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕙 𝕙𝕚𝕞 𝕙𝕠𝕥 𝕠𝕟 𝕞𝕪 𝕙𝕖𝕖𝕝𝕤.

𝕎𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕒 𝕜𝕚𝕝𝕝𝕛𝕠𝕪."

———☠︎

[Hades @HadesPimp]

//it's really amazing seeing a new Hades account in 2023.
The series is 10 years old and can still bring in fans.

You love to see it.

[———ஜ ۩𝕊𝕠𝕦𝕝 ☠︎ ℍ𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕣𝕪۩ ஜ @UNDERW0RLDL0RD]

———☠︎

"𝕐𝕖𝕤, 𝕀 𝕨𝕒𝕤 𝕙𝕠𝕡𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕥𝕠 𝕘𝕣𝕖𝕖𝕥
ℙ𝕚𝕥𝕥𝕪 𝕠𝕟 𝕥𝕠𝕡 𝕠𝕗 𝕒 𝕞𝕠𝕦𝕟𝕥𝕒𝕚𝕟 𝕠𝕗 𝕔𝕠𝕣𝕡𝕤𝕖𝕤.

𝔹𝕦𝕥 𝕀 𝕕𝕚𝕕𝕟'𝕥 𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕟 𝕘𝕖𝕥 𝕒 𝕡𝕚𝕝𝕖 𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕣𝕥𝕖𝕕
𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕙 𝕙𝕚𝕞 𝕙𝕠𝕥 𝕠𝕟 𝕞𝕪 𝕙𝕖𝕖𝕝𝕤.

𝕎𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕒 𝕜𝕚𝕝𝕝𝕛𝕠𝕪."

———☠︎

[Hades @HadesPimp]

Oh heavens! I missed your birthday?

Well, let's fix that shall we? I'll be sending you something deeeelicous in God mail.
Just don't flinch when it tries to bite back~

[Hades @HadesPimp]

"I love how terrible you are at lying. It's like watching an infant try convince his mother he's too sick for school.

Alas, death tends not to stick around in mortal combat. Blasted realm gets rebooted far too often for my liking, I'm not even sure how usable those souls are."

[🌿 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐆𝐎𝐃𝐃𝐄𝐒𝐒 – 𝐕𝐈𝐑𝐈𝐃𝐈 🌿 @WORSHIPMEHUMANS]

'

❝ U-Uh— Mortal Wombat - ! I said Mortal Wombat—. . . There was this wombat that wanted to become Mortal - !

So I uhh—. . . did Kombat with em' to convince em' otherwise . We had a bar fight .

Alot of wine && whining went on . ❞

[Hades @HadesPimp]

"You said what now?"

[🌿 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐆𝐎𝐃𝐃𝐄𝐒𝐒 – 𝐕𝐈𝐑𝐈𝐃𝐈 🌿 @WORSHIPMEHUMANS]

'

❝ Hey that's an interesting idea , imagine Hades infiltrated the world of Mortal Kombat .

JUST DON'T TELL HIM THAT , HE'D BECOME TOO POWERFUL - ! ! ❞

[Ultima @UltimaShadowX]

This man wants Kid Icarus Uprising HD as much as we do at this point.

[Hades @HadesPimp]

@WORSHIPMEHUMANS 4th wall breaking, self aware characters are ridiculous in the best way haha. I love them

[Hades @HadesPimp]

@WORSHIPMEHUMANS Overpowered, yes.
Boring, no.

It's like saying people like deadpool or saitama are boring. Juat from what we see Hades do in game, the gods are frankly ridiculous (though we don't see any others attempt things like punching themself within their own stomach)

[Hades @HadesPimp]

"I /do/ set the bar rather high, thanks for noticing~

Maybe someday, even you'll be a threat~!"

[🌿 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐆𝐎𝐃𝐃𝐄𝐒𝐒 – 𝐕𝐈𝐑𝐈𝐃𝐈 🌿 @WORSHIPMEHUMANS]

'

❝ Oh your just grasping at straws with that .

You know as well as I do that none of us require any kind of special macguffin to kill .

The three sacred treasures was just the only weapon in universe STRONG ENOUGH to kill you ! ❞

[Hades @HadesPimp]

"All these over powered weapons... and you ignore the ONE that could hurt me.

Didn't think very far did you?

Or do you need a booster seat to ride the ride the three sacred treasures~?"

[🌿 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐆𝐎𝐃𝐃𝐄𝐒𝐒 – 𝐕𝐈𝐑𝐈𝐃𝐈 🌿 @WORSHIPMEHUMANS]

'

Blankly staring at the underworld god with 𝐌𝐄𝐍𝐀𝐂𝐈𝐍𝐆 intent .

[Hades @HadesPimp]

"You look like if video games could throw up."

[🌿 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐆𝐎𝐃𝐃𝐄𝐒𝐒 – 𝐕𝐈𝐑𝐈𝐃𝐈 🌿 @WORSHIPMEHUMANS]

'

❝ Remember , just cause you can access the multiverse , doesn't mean you should abuse it .

Now if you don't mind , I've gotta go throw hands with Darkseid . ❞