Had’s

professional hag

[Jay Jurden @JayJurden]

I just hired a fox to watch my henhouse

[Jordan @JordanWellin]

If I got stabbed and Amy Adams saved my life the first thing I would’ve told her after waking up is that she should’ve won the Emmy for Sharp Objects.

[Phillip @MajorPhilebrity]

I love when gay people win. Especially mean gay guys who are shit talkers like me. Roasted Heated Rivalry publicly and followed it up an acclaimed Cannes debut!

[Carey O'Donnell @ecareyo]

Love her so much

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

@WhiteHouse @NICKIMINAJ who fucking cares bitch

[Carey O'Donnell @ecareyo]

I feel like I smoked out of an apple in the woods with her and some people when I was 15 and her misplaced intensity freaked me out

[Mikael @BacardiCapital]

Me grabbing my Uber Eats from Mamadou who just hydroplaned into a tree

[Had’s @HadleyAL]

Bring back original creative direction!!!
Vanessa Carlton - A Thousand Miles https://t.co/cbkAV68mqY via @YouTube

[777 @_garrettcharles]

talking about Lena Dunham to a group of gay men at 7am in my living room

[c ☆ @tintafey]

i am a notorious podcast hater but at some point you have to admit the cultural impact they have. without podcasts we wouldn’t have this

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

religious psychosis probably feels sooooo awesome

[🇨🇦CoffeyTimeNews🇨🇦 @CoffeyTimeNews]

Like a hog at a trough

[jerry jones’s brain worm @daydenjaniels5]

Tyler’s dad seeing that 100k reward

[Sydney Battle @SydneyBattle]

why does every day feel like this

[Lola 🐾 @viciousnvelvet]

If “she’s everything she thinks she is” was a picture, it’d be this one.

[joanie @laracroftbarbie]

average dl construction worker in haddonfield new jersey

[Carey O'Donnell @ecareyo]

Swim coach at the end of season swim team banquet

[pris @pwiscila]

Telling everyone the weekend “flew by”