Hadley Neal

[Lil Samsquanch @lilsamsquanch66]

Been drinking pretty much only Diet Coke to save water for Claude

[chase @cfree94]

does the new pope have his real id yet

[lea chin-sang @bigfatmoosepssy]

yoooo we got a Pope that’s been to WalMart now

[miccaeli ✍️ @renegadeapostle]

let's go girls

[א @angelographie]

pope francis has the opportunity to do the funniest thing in about 3 days

[connor @ConnorEatsPants]

when are Pope tryouts

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Didn’t even get a Roaring 20s before this Great Depression. I got fucking grad school

[a @bottomofmybag]

I hope you have a feel so close Calvin Harris summer

[Liyah 🦂 @IssaLiyah__]

What I expect my summer to be like with the homies

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

girls will be like “i needed this” and it’s just a 70 degree day & vanilla cone w rainbow sprinkles

[sophia @pastoralcomical]

they shiuld sell a beer with 1 cigarette attached the way a straw is attached to a juice box

[mike @mikeofficial]

The fact that RSVP stands for répondez s’il vous plaît… like that’s actually so true. Please respond

[Chris @citehchris]

not to be controversial but you should be allowed to leave work early to get drinks if the weather is nice enough

[autumn @spooky_hoe420]

i will be partaking in opposite lent actually, where i indulge in my worst behaviors for 40 days

[Redd @ReddCinema]

not having to bring my backpack to the last day of elementary school was the last time i truly felt free

[jules 🐊 @smokeyrgreens]

idc idc march is the real start of the new year & u can so obviously feel it

[jynx @jynxbby]

woke up with a fat ass again, hate doing y’all like this

[jynx @jynxbby]

dudes lie about the most findoutable shit like please go to hell

[Sopranos World @SopranosWorld]

Seasonal depression “isn’t real” until you get a warm day in February and realize you’ve been dead inside for months