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[David @dqveed]

They’re slowly taking away the second amendment see

[Stewpid Cheese Cat @bihdiswrong]

My mayor MUSLIM
My bagels JEWISH
My Christian DIOR
KNICKS IN FOUR

[threadass🪡🥨 @disco_martini]

cannot stop saying my mayor muslim my bagel jewish my christian dior

[Diabetic of Enlightenment @dee_of_e]

slob on my knob
sponge on my bob
I’m Mr Krabs
come do your job

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

if i saw a robot kick a chinese kid in the balls in person i would need to be medically evacuated from laughter

[𝓐𝓻𝓼𝓸𝓷 ☆ ☆ ☆ @desi0re]

Facebook marketplace is a different world

[Ayanokoji @layeee09]

Le vieux du quartier m’a dit : « N’oublie pas que la boussole a été inventée avant l’horloge parce que la direction est plus importante que le temps. »

[cole @juul_survivor]

hey there puff mama whats todays grub

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Chargers QB Justin Herbert was back at practice today after spending time in Europe to support Madison Beer.

Chargers HC Jim Harbaugh was fully supportive of his QB’s travel plans.

[jake @wormpuller]

Idgaf if you’re a student driver I got Instagram reels to watch so stay out of my way

[The Late Knight Show @Knightly_Hist]

Hardest image I've ever fucking seen

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

Me whenever the stars are visible

[Emily @writerofscratch]

十土

[𝓐𝔂𝓸✯ @shefwayo]

when the reason i posted my story likes my story

[𝖄𝖆𝖓𝖐𝖊𝖊 @Be_like_yankee]

I'm high I made this hand burger helper with no milk this shit taste like cargo pants

[Spirit @SpiritWasLost]

holy shit

[Addicus “Mammoth” Sappington @AddicusSapp]

My little brother (12) brought a hackey sack to dinner “just in case there’s a wait”

[spor @sporadica]

imagine flying into Caracas, dead of night, fortunate son blaring through the headphones as you and your boys descend in the black hawk unto the Venezuelan royal palace. the stress is eating at you. nerves are high. you do what any good ol
American guy does - you dish out a few parlays with the boys. place a few bets. shit, looks like you can bet on the raid. well fuck it why not, if i’m gonna die fighting or get grievously wounded, might as well make a few bucks for my son’s college tuition at Tulsa University. in the grand scheme, what’s a few Polymarket bets, we’re taking down a country tonight. fortunate son fades out. the raid is beginning. you pick up the Discombobulator and get ready to kill some Cubans. Life is good.