Hae Ji Cho

Korean Brazilian American creative 🎬 || spooked and sentimental human || Would-be Ramen Heiress || IG: @hjichan

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Internet friendships are so special ‘cause you can grow so attached to someone whose real name you don’t even know. You’re just like, “I trust you with my life, MILFhunter1993”

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Being creative sounds fun until your brain accidentally pisses you off with scenarios nobody asked for, like “what if you are eating and run into someone from your past while wearing a bib?” Now I can’t go to Boiling Crab.

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Do you ever have someone do you wrong then they show up in your dreams and you are like, “Oh they are gonna fix it this time. My brain is gonna cure me” BUT THEN THEY DO EXACTLY THE SAME THING JUST IN A RANDOM ASS PLACE??

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If you are a goalie and have elastic superpowers, does using your flexibility to just not hurt yourself as much when you fall considered cheating? This is a serious question

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Stop checking your phone every 2 mins no one is in love with you

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Hot dog this, hot dog that. Tired of y’all sexualizing everything

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@Tanya_Sabrinaaa why are you hurting me like this

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@buettner_mike And for this I am blessed ☺️

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Friend: “These photos I took of you are so cute!!”

Me, looking through candid photos of myself mouth breathing with no life in my eyes: “You gotta start loving me less.”

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@buettner_mike She forced my hand 😤

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Do you ever say something so dumb, people think you are being passive aggressive? My aunt hasn’t been nice to me since I was 15 because she asked me what my alarms were for and my sleepy ass said, “To wake up”

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@iKellyBoyd @yimikaaaa Having hobbies is so beautiful

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I’m sorry to all women

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Was out at a bar when a man hit on me in a very ignorant way. I reprimanded but educated him on the fetishization of Asian women and why his behavior was wrong. He listened intently, then shook my hand as he thanked me. About two hours later, I ran into him at another location…

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where he was successfully leaving with another Asian woman. He gave me an enthusiastic thumbs up… like I was his coach. And that’s when I realized: I failed her. I should have let that man flail in the dark. Instead, I coached his dumb ass to do just enough not to strike out 🥲

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@cvndvce Great hair day 🙂‍↕️

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@SephInPhilly Haha that’s sweet ☺️ I appreciate you looking through for sign of life!

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No, it's fine that you forgot my birthday. I will only remember it for the next 64 years

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Watching my hamster roll around the house in its plastic ball with no sense of direction: “Is this how god feels watching me run my little errands?”

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Brother: “I learned something pretty interesting yesterday.”

Me: “I must know.”

Brother: “Okay, it’s not that interesting.”

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i should've locked in when i was thirteen