Erin Hafen

[Erin Hafen @HafenErin]

@HafenBroc You watch too much Great British Baking Show

[Erin Hafen @HafenErin]

Is it October yet?

[Erin Hafen @HafenErin]

Every time that golden buzzer is pushed it's like I'm getting hit square in the nose. Can't hold in the tears. #AGT #AmericasGotTalent

[Erin Hafen @HafenErin]

If you give your kid a pancake... he will smell like maple syrup for a week no matter how many times you bathe him.

[Erin Hafen @HafenErin]

Are you homeless or are you a hipster? Is that beard for fashion or is for warmth? Urban outfitters has made it very difficult to distinguish.

[Erin Hafen @HafenErin]

It's been 7 years and I still ugly cry when Michael Scott gets on that plane.

[Erin Hafen @HafenErin]

Picked up my daughters razor scooter today and it swung around and nailed my shin. Grown up words finally helped me justify that pain.

[Erin Hafen @HafenErin]

I think it's mating season for the stuffed animals in my house because where did these all come from??

[Erin Hafen @HafenErin]

Reading scriptures with my kids and Nephi looked an awful lot like AC Slater.

[Erin Hafen @HafenErin]

I feel like as an adult I am playing a real life version of the trampoline game "don't crack the egg". Getting bounced from side to side, landing flat on my face all while trying my darndest to keep it all together.

[Erin Hafen @HafenErin]

Getting a job at the gym daycare would be fantastic. Because then I could finally get paid for watching my own kids.

[Erin Hafen @HafenErin]

Sometimes I look forward to mom making me dinner. And then I remember I am the mom.

[Erin Hafen @HafenErin]

@HafenBroc 😂😂😂

[Erin Hafen @HafenErin]

I just voted for Dixie State University in the @campkesem CHAPTER EXPANSION CAMPAIGN. https://t.co/kAuxRJneiL

[Erin Hafen @HafenErin]

@HafenBroc This is true.

[Erin Hafen @HafenErin]

At the gym with earbuds in. The cord tucked into my pants like I am listening to something. I'm not. Just don't want to talk to anyone. Plus you can eavesdrop much easier this way.

[Erin Hafen @HafenErin]

A single, slightly burnt little ceasars pepperoni. I have yet to find something that tastes so delicious.

[Erin Hafen @HafenErin]

Is a pine cone technically wood? Because if so, that's some expensive craftsman detailing. I could be rich!

[Erin Hafen @HafenErin]

Does it make me a bad mom if I think it's hysterical to see the terror in a fellow shoppers eyes as they see my daughter pushing a mini shopping cart, running head down in their direction?

[Erin Hafen @HafenErin]

I found myself at a low point today sitting on the floor in the closet eating my kids Halloween candy.