HaffToLaff

Humor & comedy writer. Lib & conserv, pends on the issue.Operate the sour-cream gun at Taco Bell. Pres of Eb Dawson Fan Club. Bushy-tailed, not bright-eyed yet

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@tonyposnanski

[Eddie Geller @gellered]

My name is Eddie Geller. Although I am a comedian, saving democracy is no joke. That's why, when I saw Scott Franklin vote to decertify the election, I decided to run. Now, I'm running against Matt Gaetz's wingman. Can you help my amplify my message by retweeting and following?

[HaffToLaff @Haff_To_Laff]

Rock Chalk, Jayhawk! Wow, Texas only has two more wins than Kansas!

[Jim Kruger @KrugerinVegas]

If an NBA home fave is down 1-2 in a playoff series and off of their first win, the UNDER hits 61% of the time. In the Finals, if any team is down 1-2 & off their 1st win, the UNDER is 5-1 since 2005.

[HaffToLaff @Haff_To_Laff]

Damn broken stop signs!

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Hopefully it won't be "Let's Make a Deal"

[BevMarie 🪷 @evenbev]

#chauvinverdict Officers Keung, Lane and Thao on way to lawyers to change not guilty pleas to get a deal.

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@TeaPainUSA This is hysterical! Kayleigh is now the Queen of Hypocrites! All bow to the Queen!

[Brown Eyed Susan @smc429]

@MysterySolvent Dumb & Coke

[Really American 🇺🇸 @ReallyAmerican1]

#CancelFox is still trending #1 in America. Keep retweeting to help keep it there all day.

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https://t.co/aDZNQjjkGw

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@CyndiGiorgis What a great panel! Thank you so much!

[HaffToLaff @Haff_To_Laff]

What a great panel! Thank you so much!

[Cyndi Giorgis @CyndiGiorgis]

Can you believe this panel of esteemed and creative authors and illustrators! Please join us on March 6.

[Cyndi Giorgis @CyndiGiorgis]

It's #ReadAcrossAmericaDay and what better way to celebrate than reading two perfect picture books by @mattdelapena and Philip C. Stead with illustrations by Christian Robinson and @cordellmatthew. And join us on March 6 for a lively conversation during the #TucsonFestivalofBooks

[LngNstrt dot bsky @LngNstrt]

@MattLaslo "What did Mitch McConnell do to my Supreme Court nomination for $1000 Alex?"

[🇨🇦 🇺🇦 Golden Resister 🌊 @rjcrock2003]

Biden moving quickly to fire Postmaster General as DeJoy tells Dems to 'get used to me'
https://t.co/oaHPZZrl06

[Democratic Coalition @TheDemCoalition]

.@POTUS announces plans to deliver equitable relief to small businesses impacted by the pandemic, with a focus on those that may have had difficulty obtaining forgivable loans and minority-owned businesses screwed by Trump's corporate PPP slush fund.

https://t.co/MG3NcqkuQi

[Jeffrey A Sites @jeffreyasites]

Jim Jordan has criticized Nancy Pelosi more for January 6th than Donald Trump...

...and it turns out he lied.

He'll do or say anything to cover for Trump.

[Hopsbride 🌎 @TheHopsbride]

@DonaldJTrumpJr The governor of Texas is Republican Greg Abbott. Cut down on the blow, Jr.