Hafsat

[Vusi.Mz🦉 @YouDunnoVusi]

It was at this point Messi realised he had to lock in😭😭😭😭

[27. @dimvji]

going on a walk will save you again and again and again and again

[naomi💋 @logho_]

Person hate you, you say nah he is nonchalant.

[KAEGO ♤ @kaaego]

broke na understatement, i dey financial catastrophe

[Bella Hadidn’t @SkinwithLolami]

“Hubby” “Hubstar” “Husbae”

[your babyy ❤️🦋 @Veryweirdgirl_]

This week, I’ve only budgeted one laugh and it’s scheduled for Friday. Let’s not play with each other.

[nazzo @nazzobetweeting]

“slice” is KILLING ME 😭

[Silver Fox 🦊 @livin_omanga]

This the food they used to eat in King's Landing 😭

[༒︎ 𓆩✧𓆪 @woeshy]

uni friendships:

[Nwaada Ọlụchi @Ada_di_ora_mma]

Everybody has a childhood picture except Tinubu.

[Edgar Allen Poe @allenakinkunle]

People: Omg, he killed a baby. That's horrible

Nigerians: And so what? He has money and you don't.

[staxxx🦅 @papiwontmiss]

I’m waiting to board my flight at the airport and I just saw a woman finish her book, stand up and angrily throw it in the bin.

[goma @soigomaa]

Dear ladies never forget that: The same world that shames me for being a single mother also shames you for not being a mother and shames another woman for having too many children..lt shames one woman for having a child at the age of 19 because she's too young but also shames another for having at 36 because she's too old..lt shames a woman who marries young as well as the one who marries old..It shames women who don't have beautiful bodies and shames those who go under the knife to get the bodies. This world shames all women, not a single one of us is spared, not a single one. So love and make yourselves happy.

[Jola @Jollz]

It’s like you people are rich because I get soooo mad every time I see that N50 stamp duty. 😩😩😩😩😩

[bonita bandida @kwaneIe_]

there’s an iPhone storage crisis.

[sc @sxdiqcarter_]

Bill Clinton pictures almost plenty pass Epstein own for those files

[Kieran Drew @ItsKieranDrew]

The older I get, the more I realise being in a hurry is a terrible way to live your life.

[tiway🦋💙 @sitiwayyy]

Perfect cut of luxurious otoro from giant bluefin tuna 🐟✨