Hagen

OG-nad, Monartist at @monad | Intern at @pipeline_xyz | Artist team at @ChogNFT

[Hagen @Hagen_Web3]

Over the past 15 months with Monad:

– Ascended from 0 to 3.6k followers on X.
– Chosen as a Pipeline Intern by the will of the chain (and some amazing humans).
– Evolved from a wandering newbie to OG in 12 moons.
– Summoned art for Monad rituals IRL.
– Touched grass (and Nads) at the Hanoi Monad Meetup.

But this is just the prelude, here is my future plan on Monad:

– keep showing up, building, and vibing just like the past year.
– support new explorers finding their way through the noise.
– And if the stars align, I’ll find a web3 role with a team building on Monad — to push the vision forward.

Mainnet is near. The mission continues.

[Hagen @Hagen_Web3]

@CryptoPorsh im already over 30 bro

[Hagen @Hagen_Web3]

🚨 OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT: I’m retiring from crypto.

After years of staring at charts, buying the dip, holding the bag, and convincing myself that “we’re still early”…

I’ve finally achieved financial freedom.

By selling everything. 😂

$MON? Gone.
Portfolio? Gone.
Conviction? Under review.
Mental health? Also gone.
Thank you, crypto, for teaching me so many valuable lessons.
Especially the one where a -30% correction is “healthy market structure” until it somehow becomes -70%.
From today, I will no longer check charts every five minutes, argue about tokenomics, chase pumps, catch falling knives, or tell myself:

“Just wait for the next catalyst.”

I’ve chosen a more peaceful life.

Eat well.
Sleep properly.
Touch grass.
And most importantly: have absolutely no idea what $MON is trading at.

Thank you to everyone who shared this financial roller coaster with me.

Good luck to those staying in the game.

As for me, I’m officially retired.
And if $MON does a 10x tomorrow…
Please don’t tell me. I’m retired. 🫡

[Hagen @Hagen_Web3]

@0xbobaa I'm bald now, fyi.

[Hagen @Hagen_Web3]

@LefossETH

[Hagen @Hagen_Web3]

@0xkingXyz

[Hagen @Hagen_Web3]

@forthefam365247 gmonad fort

[Hagen @Hagen_Web3]

just kidding, I'm still holding $MON 🥲

[Hagen @Hagen_Web3]

Robinhood listed $MON.
Now they’re making sure everyone can buy it at a discount.
What a generous listing.

[Monad @monad]

MON trading is now live on @RobinhoodApp

[Hagen @Hagen_Web3]

@0x_PingPing 👉👈

[Hagen @Hagen_Web3]

@0xbobaa set it up boba, u will be missed

[Hagen @Hagen_Web3]

@orpheuskaze @monad @hellotradeapp DMed

[Hagen @Hagen_Web3]

@opendanny @monad @category_xyz @xStocksFi @crshmarket @RobinhoodApp monad

[Hagen @Hagen_Web3]

@0xbobaa 💜🫡💜

[Hagen @Hagen_Web3]

is this still valid?

[Ansem 🐂🀄️ @blknoiz06]

@0xKNL__ 1) all in solana to $1,000
2) buy monad on mainnet launch
3) ?????????
4) retire

[Hagen @Hagen_Web3]

@0xbobaa 😌 my entry is 0.0335 brooooo

[Hagen @Hagen_Web3]

@todamoonik12 🫣

[Hagen @Hagen_Web3]

@Ichigo19882 @monad

[Hagen @Hagen_Web3]

@0xbobaa

[Hagen @Hagen_Web3]

Monad's future- proof 🛡️

[Keone Hon @keoneHD]

https://t.co/zynbtsx3P2

[Hagen @Hagen_Web3]

@Franknoheart1 🍻