Sgt. Munch

heavily armed violent criminal

[megan @chismosavirus]

been SO obsessed with pushing my boulder up a hill lately omggggg could do this every day forever

[Rebecca Black @MsRebeccaBlack]

HOT, WET, DELIRIOUS

[e! @ethxooo]

i spoke with mitch mcconnell this morning and he said he wants sex, money, bitches, and the stickiest weed

[bug girl! @medusasgemss]

some of y’all have never heard frogs and crickets outside at night and felt your nervous system unclench itself and it shows

[seiya @systole_]

It’s not right for any animal to have the word Common in their name .. they’re all special to me

[reid @thereidfeed]

said happy slayyyter release day to my coworkers they asked what’s that

[disha @yzybby]

“i asked chatGPT-” ok well i asked elizabeth fraser from the band Cocteau Twins and she said “✧.*･˳✧༚.*.｡. ⁺˳✧*༚｡.”

[WOR$T GIRL IN AMERICA @slayyyter]

OLD TECHNOLOGY

[rune sword @runesword1]

oh you wanna ‘go back to my place’? really? so you can try and steal the deed to my home? or my precious rubies perhaps? do you take me for a fool?

[cav empty @cavempty_]

i was cleaning the trebuchet and it accidentally misfired launching me 300 meters away. all the other knights were laughing at me i was so embarassed

[random mitski's. @randomitskis]

how it feels to listen to “where's my phone?” by mitski.

[“mr society” @siteprotagonist]

i dont like when electric cars make creepy noise like an angel off evangelion

[Kirg🇪🇸 #CubaBubaGoat @KirgyC]

He has two wolves inside him one is super woke and the other one tells him to set homeless people on fire

[Sunny ☀️ @SweetSunburn]

Hey bro, is it cool if I like always have you on my mind and see you in all the world’s wonders?

[sean @DilettanteryPod]

I hate overhead lighting - trying to mimic the holy sun should be considered sinful. The lamp is much better, mimicking the hearths of our forebears.

[lockjaw @1stfemaleeunuch]

ideally i should have some sort of wildlife research job. pretty sure if you gave me a grant and equipment i could probably find out some stuff

[☿ ‧₊˚ .:*・ @777ftdeep]

happy friday

[vivi @mooncatvivi]

oh sorry about bouncing my leg. i’m not allowed to slam my head into the walls anymore