The Hag of the Harbor

If it smells like fish it must be the sea hag.

[The Hag of the Harbor @HagoftheHarbor]

Yo ho ho and a bucket of chum

[The Hag of the Harbor @HagoftheHarbor]

A whistle for a pickle and a slap of a fish the hag of the harbor will grant your wish.

[The Hag of the Harbor @HagoftheHarbor]

Well bubble my belly brew and kiss my gussy. It be Friday wenches. Shave your tits and join the sea hag down by the harbor.

[The Hag of the Harbor @HagoftheHarbor]

Hickory dickory dock the mouse is on the clock better hide a rock or else I’ll slap your cock

[The Hag of the Harbor @HagoftheHarbor]

The new bridge in west haven was going to become my new hangout until it turned into a Smurf after dusk.

[The Hag of the Harbor @HagoftheHarbor]

Did you feel a tickle on your toes last night? Maybe it’s the wind? Maybe it’s the sea hag. 😏

[The Hag of the Harbor @HagoftheHarbor]

Ho ho ho it’s the Christmas sea hag! Coming to drop a rotting fish down your chimney!!

[The Hag of the Harbor @HagoftheHarbor]

I have a chubby pussy named giblets.

[The Hag of the Harbor @HagoftheHarbor]

Missing your left shoe? #mustbetheseahag

[faceblind michael @FaceblindFool]

I tweeted when this test was scheduled a week ago about how I thought it was a conspiracy meant to distract us from something else that was going to happen at this exact time - that tweet is gone mysteriously. What is Trump HIDING.

[The Hag of the Harbor @HagoftheHarbor]

@Keeshly You let you in ?

[The Hag of the Harbor @HagoftheHarbor]

Orca whales are fucking assholes