𝕻𝖆𝖙𝖗𝖔𝖓 𝕾𝖆𝖎𝖓𝖙 𝖔𝖋 𝕳𝖆𝖙𝖊𝖗𝖘 ✨

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[Jozu 🇵🇦 @JozuJoestarr]

nigga said “we can agree to disagree about killing children” then pulled out a guitar ✌🏾

[Permanent Underclassman @PermUnderclassM]

Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Life seems harsh, and cruel. Says he feels all alone in threatening world.

Doctor says: "Treatment is simple. The great clown - Carrot Top - is in residence at The Luxor. Go see him. That should pick you up."

Man bursts into tears. "But doctor..." he says "I am Carrot Top."

[Autumn 🍂 @doggygoth]

I truly do wonder just how many Christians are just undiagnosed schizophrenics like surely it’s gotta be a shocking percentage right

[𝕻𝖆𝖙𝖗𝖔𝖓 𝕾𝖆𝖎𝖓𝖙 𝖔𝖋 𝕳𝖆𝖙𝖊𝖗𝖘 ✨ @HahaThisSucks]

@chloepricecoded @YasukeWorld @svhibe Totally what I said

[𝕻𝖆𝖙𝖗𝖔𝖓 𝕾𝖆𝖎𝖓𝖙 𝖔𝖋 𝕳𝖆𝖙𝖊𝖗𝖘 ✨ @HahaThisSucks]

@YasukeWorld @svhibe There's not as much of a Nazi problem in Palestine tbh

[Devin Duke @sirDukeDevin]

Why does Trump want his name to appear on everything?

Isn't 38,000 times in the Epstein files enough for him?

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

It’s cool how every Republican official just does literally all the things they say are bad

[Ross Hendricks @Ross__Hendricks]

Rob a gas station for $200: 10 year prison sentence

Orchestrate wide-scale cyber security breaches and a fake news media campaign to pressure the Feds into killing your competitors and propping up your multi-trillion valuation ahead of an IPO: no problem

[Dark Tylenol @DarkTylenol]

When you watch this video, I just want you to remember that Trump want's ICE agents at our polling locations.

[Brad @BraddrofliT]

Ted Cruz was born in Calgary, Canada and has never had his citizenship questioned.
Abdul El-Sayed was born in Detroit and Marco Rubio said he will be “investigating his immigration status.”
Marco Rubio has BIRTHRIGHT CITIZENSHIP.

The hypocrisy is actually quite staggering.

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

“He raped me.”

“Donald J Trump had raped her along with Jeffrey Epstein.”

“She was found with her head ‘blown off’… there was no way it was a suicide.”

…describing a child victim, pulled from the Epstein files, of which Trump is still uncharged and actively covering up.

[Ban @BanButterfly]

El principal problema de esta pelicula es que quiere venderte a los terroristas como villanos bajo la razón de que quieren someter a la mujer y ejecutar a gays y trans

El problema es que esos son exactamente los mismos valores de quienes hicieron la película

[Covie @covie_93]

Absolutely crazy to me that a Russian oligarch literally paying for the President of the United States son's wedding was just a one day news story.

[Kadi🇪🇪🌻 @TheFl0orIsLaVa]

"In Europe, free speech is in retreat"

- JD Vance

Meanwhile, back at the White House...

[Hannah Cox @HannahDCox]

Why is the villain in the Daily Wire movie mad about and motivated by the exact same things the Daily Wire is mad at and motivated by? 🤔

[Parker Butler @parkerpbutler]

They had to film this with a green screen because the gas budget alone would’ve been four figures

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

But don’t you dare compare him to Hitler.

[Samuel Deats 🌕 @SamuelDeats]

We almost started a war with China because the US military used an AI chatbot that hallucinated nuclear weapon materials on a Chinese ship, are you fucking serious

[Jess Margera @jessmargera]

Secret service agent telling photographers to move and get ready. Holy shit this is so embarrassing