Call me — Joker.

𝙃𝙖𝙃𝘼𝙃𝙖𝙃𝙖𝙃𝘼𝙃𝘼𝙝𝘼𝙃𝙖𝙝𝘼𝙃𝙖.

[Call me — Joker. @Hahamicidal]

𝐖𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐚 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝐚 𝙟𝙤𝙠𝙚?

♡ & ↺

[Ray-Ray🌻 @MoonliteMessage]

A Doctor and Her Patient: The Nightingale Syndrome FT @vasrisus

[Call me — Joker. @Hahamicidal]

He can promise nothing short of a LAUGH.

[drury walker @OneTrueMoth]

Hope he isn't planning on disrupting order.

[Call me — Joker. @Hahamicidal]

Fingers tapping against his desk.

The Joker MAY just show up.

[drury walker @OneTrueMoth]

“How about we run a gala for this great city? As long as you can vote, you are invited.

For the future of Gotham.”

[Call me — Joker. @Hahamicidal]

Times are tough.

He’s searching through the WANT ADS for a part-time job.

[Call me — Joker. @Hahamicidal]

Something about the thought of Batman 𝙣𝙚𝙚𝙙𝙞𝙣𝙜 him makes his toes curl in his penny loafers.

“Just admit that you need help. Come on, just one little word and I’ll get you out of this.”

[Batman @CrimeAlleys]

“ I’ve gotten out of worse, ” he replied.

Batman’s arms and legs move, subtly, but they do. He’s an escape artist —— and, of course, was taught such an art by a magician. It’d be as simple as whispering a little command.

But they didn’t need to know that.

[Call me — Joker. @Hahamicidal]

He accepts this, the kiss it is. With little to no reaction, he turns from her and asks, “did you see that little gift I left you on your bed?”

[Call me — Joker. @Hahamicidal]

“Tsk—Tsk.”

One hand falls to his hip, the other on his chin. His head is tilted, eyeing the very interesting looking contraption.

“You’re in quite a pickle, aren’t you? Wouldn’t it be nice if someone was around to help you get 𝙛𝙧𝙚𝙚.”

[Batman @CrimeAlleys]

“ Even if I could —— you wouldn’t be committed to the idea at all. ”

Take another step forward —— he’s close to breaking out of this weak contraption that Waller thinks can hold him. After what he’s done to himself? The Titan formula is a joke.

[Call me — Joker. @Hahamicidal]

“Then help me, Bats.”

He stands before him, arms spread outwards, willing him to step forward and take 𝙝𝙤𝙡𝙙 of him.

“I’m a classic case of a fatherless home. I need all the help I can get. Who knows what someone like me can do without the proper treatment.”

[Batman @CrimeAlleys]

“ I don’t. ”

He reinforces.

“ You’re deluded, psychopathic, and in desperate need of the most extreme help. ”

Of course, there was more he had to say. But the last thing he wanted to give Joker was the satisfaction of getting an emotional rise out of him.

[Call me — Joker. @Hahamicidal]

head behind his comments, J is more taunting, daring Batman to follow through.

[Call me — Joker. @Hahamicidal]

He has all but forgotten their previous conversation moments before at the threat of the brutal altercation to possibly come.

“And here I thought I had to blow up a children’s hospital for you to notice me. You do care about me, don’t you?”

Though a hint of sarcasm rears it’s

[Batman @CrimeAlleys]

“ Blunt force trauma to the head for starters, ” Batman responds.

No, he’s not 𝑢𝑠𝑢𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑦 this violent. But there is the literal opposite of a ‘ soft spot ’ in his head when it comes to the Joker. And maybe it’s been a while since Joker’s been hit, but his punches

[Call me — Joker. @Hahamicidal]

One corner of his upper lip twitches with disdain from her meaningless question.

“Of course, 𝙃𝙖𝙧𝙡𝙚𝙮. You’re the only one that makes me feel like— 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨.”

There’s no pleasantries in his final word.

[Call me — Joker. @Hahamicidal]

“Oooh~!”

There’s a sing-songy melody in his excitement. There’s always something different about the way Batman threatens him. He’s seen as an equal to him. Unlike someone like the 𝙈𝙞𝙡𝙠𝙢𝙖𝙣. A disgusting little pest.

“Tell me more about how you plan to do this.”

[Batman @CrimeAlleys]

“ I’ll make sure you don’t remember this entire interaction, ” He spat.

He didn’t 𝐧𝐞𝐞𝐝 the team —— but in comparison, he had the better team. Whatever Waller threw at him, whoever, wouldn’t get over on him. And if they ever did —— they were better off not giving him

[Call me — Joker. @Hahamicidal]

"You're more boring than I remember.

Then again, I don't remember this morning.--HA!"

That was truly pathetic. The Batman he knows and loves didn't need a group of super powered douchebags to back him up. My how times change for the worst.

[Batman @CrimeAlleys]

“ It was figurative. ”

His ‘ guns ’ were the Justice League. If Batman had gone as far as to use lethal force willingly, they probably would not be having this conversation.

[Call me — Joker. @Hahamicidal]

"Guns, Batsy? Has someone turned a new leaf and started using more manly weaponry?

I always told you that the nerf guns was kids stuff. It's time you upgraded to the real stuff."

[Batman @CrimeAlleys]

“ There was 𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 a lick of paradise between us. She’s got her guns, I’ve got 𝐛𝐢𝐠𝐠𝐞𝐫. ”

[Call me — Joker. @Hahamicidal]

He almost cringes visibly at the thought.

"Of course, Harley. You know how I love to see you beneath me."

[Call me — Joker. @Hahamicidal]

It’s a smile he would love to see under his boot.

[Call me — Joker. @Hahamicidal]

“When you drop them all in a boiling hot bucket of water. Works wonders on the strays where I live. Haven’t seen a single fur-ball since.”

[Call me — Joker. @Hahamicidal]

“Oooo, is there some 𝙩𝙚𝙣𝙨𝙞𝙤𝙣 in paradise between the violent vigilante and the violent dictator?”

[Batman @CrimeAlleys]

“ It’s a mutual feeling then. ”

[Call me — Joker. @Hahamicidal]

“Don’t you just hate when they get 𝙜𝙧𝙖𝙗𝙗𝙮? Someone should teach them a lesson.

I suggest an old fashioned method. You start with removing a finger until the whole hand is gone.”