The Haiku Baseball

Baseball in Haiku?
What a wonderful Concept!
Go M-L-B Go!

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Athletics sadness
From Oakland to Las Vegas
Rehash "Save the Crew?"

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Cincinnati Reds,
How did we get good again?
Elly De La Cruz.

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Oh how things have turned.
Prez says "I'll be at game 5."
The Curse of The Don.

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Zim Zimmity Zim
Zimmity Zim Zim Zaroo...
A homer for you...

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They Might Be Giants:
May be better in baseball
to the S-F team.

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Chicago Bears Fear:
The greatest offense in town
are the Cubbies now.

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Reds winning record;
Jays and Cards are struggling;
It must be April.

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The joys of baseball!
All ruined by the Tebow.
Michael Jordan 2.

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It must be Spring Time.
Opening Day Almost Here!
Braves - Mets on Monday

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Rockies Make Bold Move!
Re-sign First Baseman Reynolds.
Alt-who gives a damn?

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Bronson Arroyo
Close to signing with the Reds.
...<Insert Punchline Here>

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He never played Risk,
Otherwise he would have known:
Sign Purple Spaces. https://t.co/wlglQ4yDkj

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@cerebralballsy @HaikuBaseball Whaaa? #GASSSS https://t.co/O8b0m91omn

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Thanksgiving Advice:
Don't talk about Politics
or Chicago Cubs.

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Congratulations.
Its been a long time Cubbies.
Legend of the Tarp.

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What the hell happened?!?!
I want sleep and I need sleep.
Game 7 won't end.

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The Curse of the Tarp.
Sorry Cleveland. Bad Inning.
Worse? Happy Cubs Fans.

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Sounds quite Fantastic.
Another week of Baseball.
Voted for Kodos. https://t.co/cnVxZDBlRj

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Can they trade places?
Baseball for another week,
End the craziness.

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Bring Back Dime Beer Night!
We're in Cleveland Afterall.
Let's party tonight!

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Now which will end first:
Presidential Election
or this World Series? https://t.co/729E1tnVML

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Woohoo! Free baseball!
I don't want this game to end.
Baseball ends tonight?

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MVP - The Tarp.
Weather Delay Game 7
in Extra Innings. https://t.co/ZFN0aTkm6h

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Wait 'til tomorrow
I just want some more baseball.
Forever ever.