Uncle Bruce

Maintaining a tenuous grip on reality since 1959.

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@NathanielSami President Douche-Bag.

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@CarrieM38512385 @honeymoon250 Hell YES

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@elonmuskFatZo I support him walking straight ahead then inhaling deeply

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@SteveEgan18 @GovPressOffice Kid Rock desecrates the flag

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@AssociatesFirst @TIME In the next frame, JC pushes Donald off the cliff.

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@gofowler3 @AdamSchefter Lou Brown

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@Damaan4u33 OPPOSE

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@TheRealThelmaJ1 Hilarious

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@pejvahdat @MLB Inapplicable when just a runner at 1st.

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@sirDukeDevin Who doesn’t?

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@JoJoFromJerz I love this jacket. It makes my arms look longer.

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@mcamelyne @Acyn The science no longer says that. Science learns as it goes, unlike certain people presently in power.

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@mchooyah Concubines? Don’t ask, don’t tell.

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@YankeeWRLD Rizzo had the whole play in front of him and more time to make it to first. The way Joe Davis then skewered Cole might make you think his day job was calling televised Dodger games to Los Angeles.

Oh. Wait. What's that you say?

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@RandomTheGuy_ @AMAZlNGNATURE Such a waste of so much.

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@TheRichFromCali We can’t because of Starlink.

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@FreedomWerx @bruce_steiner Racist.

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@MayoIsSpicyy Duh.

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@MeidasTouch What’s NOT wrong with this carpetbagger?