Haiku Deluge

I ran Fuck Me, My Daughter's A Magical Girl! quest. It was fun. I ran other quests once. Rock Quest, Cyberpunk Motorcycle Courier Quest. It was fun.

Love ya.

[Haiku Deluge @HaikuDeluge]

"Haiku is more likely make your fears reality if you keep talking about them"
- Anon

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Yoon Ha Lee's Wine https://t.co/ekhg0sAenE

Fucked my world up. This is real scifi, not the crap I write. I advise you all not to read it, because I made that mistake and it's been living rent-free in my head for over a month.

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Well, @Blazkblitz24 , @LordOmega6 , and @Benhammer1313 , I'm going to try and finish the Case Of Four Years Ago, for once and for all.

Archive: https://t.co/vkEBVbEEaE
Pastebin: https://t.co/pf0jXhpLqm

It'll take a day or two to get ready.

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I left it at an awkward point mostly due to real-life stuff (despite the jokes, the fact I kept ending up with Floor-chan was a problem), and somewhat due to an artistic arrogance.

It's been a while, but I'm overcoming those - does anyone want to come on back for the ending?

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So it's been about four years since I abandoned Fuck Me, My Daughter's A Magical Girl! Quest right before the final climactic bit, and (this is definitely how Liska would put it) left everyone with blue balls.

I just re-read the whole thing, and does anyone want me to finish it?

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@illeity Kelsey. (Kal'tsit)

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Even after such a long downtime, I haven't gotten hacked and had my account start posting shitty porn. Again.

Sorry I've been away and continue to be away, but after that incident, I feel like it's probably best to mention I'm on hiatus instead of having been compromised.

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@illeity Thanks for drawing Dr. Jane Morrison again!

The first one you did was, well, 𝑤ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑐𝑎𝑡𝑠 𝑑𝑜 𝑡𝑜 𝑟𝑎𝑏𝑏𝑖𝑡𝑠.

Very alcoholic cats.

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#GuiltyGearStrive #ramlethal

It's not hard - just fire up Strive's netplay! :P

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Mak̵jima is everywhere.

#Chainsaw_man #Yakuza #makima #majimagoro

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The Cyberskellys are coming.

https://t.co/GlxbXoIXBw

Original skull image by @Visual_Jamie

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@vigilantfeed

It's on the ceiling, too: https://t.co/MsRZVAo6x2 , so you can see it from anywhere in the venue.

Seems like fodder for the next Symbolic Images Of The Month, with its obvious connections to the occult practices of the Third Reich, much like the Black Sun.

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Having worked with Norse and Elder Futhark iconography for years, I’m quite alert to the glyph shapes and their associations in the modern world and history.

So, why is the #CPAC2021 stage an Odal rune, and specifically one with serifs (or wings) that was used by the SS?

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@fireshaddow @KeirNotKier @CyberpunkGame Well, THAT didn't age particularly well.

I admit, I didn't anticipate the Cyberpunk 2077 project was "game is broken on 2/5 release platforms" levels of underwater. Removed from a digital store and automatic refunds offered within a week of release?

Whew.

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@fireshaddow @KeirNotKier @CyberpunkGame Three weeks is 120 man-hours per team member, under 40hr work week non-crunch conditions. 500 devs * 120hrs = 60000hrs

At this stage, a software project is looking at a list of bugfixes and compatibility items that might each take 5-80hrs of dev time to sort out.

Do the math.

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Fuck Me, My Daughter's A Magical Girl! quest CONTINUES: https://t.co/OZJTL9g548

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Fuck Me, My Daughter's A Magical Girl! Quest should resume tonight.

I'm trying to crank through earlier threads currently. Seriously, who wrote this fuckery?

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I have been informed that I may be walking my sister up the aisle in two weeks or so.

...weddings, man. Well, whoever's writing my story is as bad an author as I am.

Yeah, I'm CALLING YOU OUT, GOD!

Truly, reality is about as badly done as anything an author could come up with.

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Fuck Me, My Daughter's A Magical Girl! quest resumes: https://t.co/JXZvxeniei

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Working on the GENUFLECT vote for Fuck Me, My Daughter's A Magical Girl! Quest.

It's an old meme/joke based on a certain visual novel: https://t.co/u4rOxW3dNO

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I've got to learn that sleeping on the floor for six hours or so will leave me cold and feeling like I should have just climbed into a coffin instead.

Well, at least it gave time for votes to accumulate.

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Fuck Me, My Daughter's A Magical Girl! Quest CONTINUES: https://t.co/L5NWgtcyhF