Haiku Hodler

Exponential change -Road the lightning bolt with its -Pistol aimed at doubt.

[Haiku Hodler @HaikuHodler]

@hufhaus9 TREE FRUIT

Huf kill with kindness
As if I am retardo
Send fruit bowl with PEAR

[Haiku Hodler @HaikuHodler]

@hufhaus9 GRATITUDE

Grateful not all lost
With Reimagined Finance
Huff disappear quick

[Haiku Hodler @HaikuHodler]

@trader1sz @gainzy222 https://t.co/LgZNMpO3Us

[Haiku Hodler @HaikuHodler]

THE BEAUTIFUL FLUSH

Oh, the good ol’ days
When swirlies brought joy
Someone grab SBF’s feet

[Haiku Hodler @HaikuHodler]

THE BEAUTIFUL FLUSH

Oh, the good ol’ days
When swirlies brought joy
Someone grab SBF’s feet

[Haiku Hodler @HaikuHodler]

@aliciakatz Ignore my phony photo. I am actually a very handsome gentleman living in the Pacific Northwest. I am gluten free but willing to eat your sourdough so that we can bond.

[Haiku Hodler @HaikuHodler]

@mrpapawheelie How do you feel about the blood that $GNS is leaking? Why is it gushing out?

[Haiku Hodler @HaikuHodler]

WEN BOUNCE

Smiling in windows
Falling from a skyscraper
Trampoline below

[Miles Deutscher @milesdeutscher]

Crypto isn't a fair playing field.

The truth is that 99% of "retail" investors are at the behest of the top whales and VCs. So, how can you break the mould?

🧵: Here are 5 things that crypto whales and insiders don't want you to know (but you should). 👇

[Haiku Hodler @HaikuHodler]

@ShardiB2 Inflation up 6 percent
Silent wind lifts prices by 25
All in Dollar Store

[odi | mathdroid @mathdroid]

@JammaPelson1 @ReimaginedFi @hufhaus9 I will match it. Extra $50,000 to another community member. 🔥 @ReimaginedFi $ReFi

[Jamma Pelson @JammaPelson1]

When $refi hits 1b mcap, I'm going to give away $50,000. To a community member.

No cap.

@ReimaginedFi @mathdroid @hufhaus9

[Haiku Hodler @HaikuHodler]

(3) The movie Moneyball was actually based on his assessment of which 5th grade students should start in the teachers vs. students kickball game of which he earned his first hundred dollars from a bet with the janitor.

[Haiku Hodler @HaikuHodler]

(2) At 6 he told his dad he would take half as much allowance if he would compound it daily. His first masturbation was to @ShardiB2 without knowing what she really looked like, but only knowing her trading strategy.

[Haiku Hodler @HaikuHodler]

@ShardiB2 @SharkBrosNFT He had followers
A sea of Twitter loves, but
A shark ate them all

[Haiku Hodler @HaikuHodler]

Exponential change
Road the lightning bolt with its
Pistol aimed at doubt
@RaoulGMI

[Haiku Hodler @HaikuHodler]

@APompliano Chad loaned a fraction
To a savvy peddler in Chad
Chad’s world is less bad

[Haiku Hodler @HaikuHodler]

The aged banker dreamt
Of days behind the curtain
Blushing at the con
#banksbegone #defithebanks #DeFi $ETH @bankless

[Haiku Hodler @HaikuHodler]

He could now teach science
Evolution and such, but
DeFi crossed the line

[Haiku Hodler @HaikuHodler]

She placed her bet on
A better way for the world
And watched the dice bounce

[Haiku Hodler @HaikuHodler]

@APompliano Perplexed, they all stood
Having just lost the war to
Soldiers with no king