rat girl

I'm living in ur walls. can u spare some cheese?

[rat girl @HaikuNeMiku]

Hey! Just a thought! Bi women in straight passing relationships shouldn't have to list every queer relationship/experience they've had in order for you to view their sexuality as valid!!

[rat girl @HaikuNeMiku]

I love my children

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What are you trying to say about me, Spotify??

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Quietly singing "girl dinner" to myself as I hover over a plate of imitation crab, eggs and pickled mustard greens.

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You're unaliving me, smalls

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Planning our wedding rn and was just told I cannot hire a Gandalf impersonator as the officiant. Devastated.

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Wild how the same people who absolutely refuse to use a trans person's preferred pronouns get so pissed off if you accidentally misgender their dog

[rat girl @HaikuNeMiku]

Pippin:
Gandalf: kill yourself.

[rat girl @HaikuNeMiku]

Fun fact: if you compiled all the clips of Gandalf being a dick to Pippin for literally no good reason, you'd have another full length LOTR film

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Having cats is great until they learn how to open the fridge and help themselves to an entire raw steak.

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*trying to make casual conversation*
"Haha don't you guys hate it when you have that dream where everyone you care about takes turns telling you that you're a disappointment"

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Furious that every single day I have to get out of bed at a grown up time and put on grown up clothes and go to a grown up job and try to appear intelligent. Has no one gotten the memo I am 12 years old!??

[rat girl @HaikuNeMiku]

Why do fax machines have to act like that? Bro I just want to do my job without being startled by the sound of "EEEEE BONK CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH BONK EEEE" every ten minutes

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Perhaps no.

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@AdamCazares2 That's what you think

[tono @rt0no]

Merry Christmas

[rat girl @HaikuNeMiku]

Wisdom is having the power to make a bunch of deviled eggs but having the restraint to not eat so many you feel sick. (I am not wise)

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Just found out that the reason mountain goats get so close to hikers is bc they want to drink their urine. Having a hard time processing

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@hannahmartian34 I think It updates with every book u finish until Jan first :)

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Wake up babe, Goodreads 2022 year in books just dropped