The Haiku Nerd

Sometimes sarcastic / Mostly just damned annoying / All of them haikus

[The Haiku Nerd @HaikuNerd]

The joker of night
The brightest star, stern and grim
Why so Sirius?

:P

#haiku

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@KC_Sass His heart was singing like a lowdown guitar.

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My faith explains all
If you don't fit you are "wrong"
Everythingexcept

#haiku

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Not sure what to say?
Try creative sarcasm
Then write a haiku

#haiku #haikuaboutsarcasmwhichisntactuallysarcastic

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Gold silver copper
Three metals but together
Pretty but useless

#haiku #precious #isthisart

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Infinite labyrinth
I am lost within the maze
Obtuse by design

#haiku #lost

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When the ending starts
Let the shadows grow longer
Until light is gone

#haiku #theend #thebeginning

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@SeeTheFall4 You could write haiku
It's nice and fun and easy
You can't go wrong

:)

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My shoulders heavy
My head is something something
Words are very hard

#haiku #shoulders #somethingsomething

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American Kaiju
A haiku about kaiju
Also about dogs

#haiku #kaiju #dogs

[A.M. Hounchell @inferno4dante]

Clifford the big red dog is just an American Kaiju. #RandomThoughts

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Do you want to live?
Do you enjoy existence?
Welcome to the real

#haiku #realitykindasuckssometimes

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Who are you to say?
They know themselves very well
You must respect that

#haiku #dontbethatguy #donttellpeoplewhotheyare

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@MarkHamill Use the fries, Luke!

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Simple flow ails me
The steady rhythm of words
Why not something else?

#haiku #gowiththeflow #goagainstit

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Right follow me here
All atoms are the same age
Time travel ends that

#haiku #timetravel #changingtheaverageageoftheuniverse

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Ignorant screaming
The scientific method
Let's go with the screams

#haiku #endingscienceftw #ummmno

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How much more he asked
How much longer can this last?
It lasts til it's done

#haiku #bigquestions

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Mindful of breathing
The quiet of each moment
The silence of mind

#haiku #stillness

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Maybe you can help
I'm looking for a word
It rhymes with itself

#haiku #impossiblechallenge #becauseenglish

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Once there was light
A luminescent shining
No-one paid the bills

#haiku #leftindarkness

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I'll start with a rock
Wrap it in pretty paper
Unwrap with scissors

#haiku #wrapping #rockpaperscissors