Sheena Johnson

Everything in life...Can be made into haiku...And that's what I do

[Sheena Johnson @Haikudit]

Dead Dick Hammer Returns to BG https://t.co/OMmGwquKor

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@DarthPat85 ...maybe

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@DarthPat85 That position is incorrect, but cute. You clearly lack the mental capacity to grasp it fully. Allow me to help you.

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If you begin a statement with "I don't mean to be a dick, but..." you're definitely a dick.

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Round Two: A One Man Band, a Band of Men, and a Man’s Man’s Band https://t.co/ffLJNuD4q9

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Guy at bar I've never met before: "Listen, I just wanna start by saying I think you're a wonderful person..."

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Threesomes, Foursomes, and Other Such Groupings. https://t.co/KOk55T3eM1

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@Bez Or if you're a dude. In literally any situation. Ever.

[Sheena Johnson @Haikudit]

Live every day
as though it were the first one
of a brand new life.
#haikudit

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Very excite! Much happy! https://t.co/sLThyi5imW

[TidBall's @TidBalls]

Just Announced.....
@fiveknives May27th

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@JustinianMONA Those words were well-deserved! I need more @PIZZARIOT in my life...let's work on that, m'kay?

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*drops mic* https://t.co/bpsGH4tRqi

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#Tidballs #LiveOnTheLot held me hostage for days. I may have developed Stockholm syndrome. <3

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Live on the Lot: Three Days of Friendships, Funk, and Fermented Heaven. https://t.co/jZe6T4opUJ

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Live on the Lot: Three Days of Friendships, Funk, and Fermented Heaven. https://t.co/372atqyfdV

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I wanna be @TheDeadDeads when I grow up. <3 https://t.co/3ELgiLfSnl

[The Dead Deads 🤘😵 @TheDeadDeads]

💜💜💜💜💜

[Sheena Johnson @Haikudit]

You can always see the sun, day or night. #Prince #LetsGoCrazy

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Today is Thursday.
This is a haiku poem.
I call it, "Thursday."
#haikudit

[Sheena Johnson @Haikudit]

Sometimes a haiku
just doesn't have enough words.
This is all you get.
#haikudit

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Much Ado About 4/20 https://t.co/N683zP2E4k