Most of the haikus posted here are utterances from actual conversation. Profound-sounding remarks. Confessions. Mild self-psychoanalysis. All in 5-7-5.
* More @GallagherShow Haikus *
Mike thinks liberal
white women are to blame for
all that's wrong these days.
He frequently says
white liberal women are
the scourge of the earth.
@ChrisPlanteShow * @ChrisPlanteShow Haikus *
Pretty amazing
stuff. Mm mm mm. Amazing
stuff. Amazing stuff.
Amazing stuff. Mm
mm mm. Pretty amazing
stuff. Amazing stuff.
Extraordinary
stuff. Mm mm mm. Amazing
stuff. Amazing stuff.
* "Gulf Of America" Cruise Haikus *
If I were you, I'd
think twice about going on
that Caribbean
cruise with @JenningsShow
and @GallagherShow. 7
days trapped on a ship
with dangerously
volatile @ScottJenningsKY is
not recommended.
Wow Scott Jennings blows up at Adam Mockler: “Get your fucking hand out of my face”
Mockler: We all know that Scott Jennings is more than happy to defend a war with a country that starts with letters Ira that we are currently failing that is going to put us trillions and trillions of dollars more in debt. I was only a few years old while you were in the administration defending prior endless wars.
* @relieffactor's New Secret Weapon Haikus *
I vowed never to
buy Relief Factor, due to
their bad reviews, but
that was before they
added Black Pepper Extract.
Take my money, please!
* More @relieffactor Online Customer Reviews Haikus *
Customers report
no improvement in pain or
performance, with some
saying that it "did
nothing" or even worsened
discomfort and pain.
* Truth in Advertising (https://t.co/by2oSCbZPc) Haikus *
They have criticized
@relieffactor's marketing
for making it hard
to evaluate
the product before sneaky
extra charges hit.
* More @relieffactor Online Customer Reviews Haikus *
Customers report
no improvement in pain or
performance, with some
saying that it "did
nothing" or even worsened
discomfort and pain.
* @relieffactor's New Secret Weapon Haikus *
I vowed never to
buy Relief Factor, due to
their bad reviews, but
that was before they
added Black Pepper Extract.
Take my money, please!
* According To MAGA Haikus *
Any judge who rules
against Donald Trump is "rogue
and out of control".
And anyone who
criticizes Trump has "Trump
Derangement Syndrome".
* According To MAGA Haikus *
Any judge who rules
against Donald Trump is "rogue
and out of control".
And anyone who
criticizes Trump has "Trump
Derangement Syndrome".