Haikus From Real Life

Most of the haikus posted here are utterances from actual conversation. Profound-sounding remarks. Confessions. Mild self-psychoanalysis. All in 5-7-5.

[Haikus From Real Life @HaikusRealLife]

@ScottJenningsKY "Get your fucking hair out of my face, Winston!"

[Haikus From Real Life @HaikusRealLife]

* More @GallagherShow Haikus *

Mike thinks liberal
white women are to blame for
all that's wrong these days.

He frequently says
white liberal women are
the scourge of the earth.

[Haikus From Real Life @HaikusRealLife]

@ChrisPlanteShow * Another @ChrisPlanteShow Haiku *
There's only one Chris
Plante, and that is one more than
we could ever need.

[Haikus From Real Life @HaikusRealLife]

@ChrisPlanteShow * Another @ChrisPlanteShow Haiku *
Blah blah blah BEEE-CAUSE
blah blah, BEE-CAUSE blah blah blah
blah BEE-CAUSE blah blah.

[Haikus From Real Life @HaikusRealLife]

@ChrisPlanteShow * @ChrisPlanteShow Haikus *

Pretty amazing
stuff. Mm mm mm. Amazing
stuff. Amazing stuff.

Amazing stuff. Mm
mm mm. Pretty amazing
stuff. Amazing stuff.

Extraordinary
stuff. Mm mm mm. Amazing
stuff. Amazing stuff.

[Haikus From Real Life @HaikusRealLife]

* "Gulf Of America" Cruise Haikus *

If I were you, I'd
think twice about going on
that Caribbean

cruise with @JenningsShow
and @GallagherShow. 7
days trapped on a ship

with dangerously
volatile @ScottJenningsKY is
not recommended.

[Haikus From Real Life @HaikusRealLife]

* "Get Your Fucking Hand Out Of My Face" Haiku *
Slimy @ScottJenningsKY
reveals how short-tempered and
volatile he is.
https://t.co/g6h2SsUcEg

[Acyn @Acyn]

Wow Scott Jennings blows up at Adam Mockler: “Get your fucking hand out of my face”

Mockler: We all know that Scott Jennings is more than happy to defend a war with a country that starts with letters Ira that we are currently failing that is going to put us trillions and trillions of dollars more in debt. I was only a few years old while you were in the administration defending prior endless wars.

[Haikus From Real Life @HaikusRealLife]

@JenningsShow @brithume @relieffactor https://t.co/bg5StKJMxj

[Haikus From Real Life @HaikusRealLife]

* @relieffactor's New Secret Weapon Haikus *

I vowed never to
buy Relief Factor, due to
their bad reviews, but

that was before they
added Black Pepper Extract.
Take my money, please!

[Haikus From Real Life @HaikusRealLife]

@JenningsShow @brithume @relieffactor https://t.co/6lsJgGugm1

[Haikus From Real Life @HaikusRealLife]

* Another @relieffactor Online Customer Review Haiku *
"They auto-enroll
you in recurring shipments
without clear consent."

[Haikus From Real Life @HaikusRealLife]

@JenningsShow @relieffactor @ScottJenningsKY https://t.co/eg813FR3kK

[Haikus From Real Life @HaikusRealLife]

* More @relieffactor Online Customer Reviews Haikus *

Customers report
no improvement in pain or
performance, with some

saying that it "did
nothing" or even worsened
discomfort and pain.

[Haikus From Real Life @HaikusRealLife]

* Another @relieffactor Online Customer Review Haiku *
"This product costs too
much for me. I cannot af-
ford the monthly charge."

[Haikus From Real Life @HaikusRealLife]

* Truth in Advertising (https://t.co/by2oSCbZPc) Haikus *

They have criticized
@relieffactor's marketing
for making it hard

to evaluate
the product before sneaky
extra charges hit.

[Haikus From Real Life @HaikusRealLife]

* Another @relieffactor Online Customer Review Haiku *
"They auto-enroll
you in recurring shipments
without clear consent."

[Haikus From Real Life @HaikusRealLife]

* More @relieffactor Online Customer Reviews Haikus *

Customers report
no improvement in pain or
performance, with some

saying that it "did
nothing" or even worsened
discomfort and pain.

[Haikus From Real Life @HaikusRealLife]

* @relieffactor's New Secret Weapon Haikus *

I vowed never to
buy Relief Factor, due to
their bad reviews, but

that was before they
added Black Pepper Extract.
Take my money, please!

[Haikus From Real Life @HaikusRealLife]

* Another @GallagherShow Haiku *
Mike's two Words Of The
Day this morning were "grift" and
"diabolical".

[Haikus From Real Life @HaikusRealLife]

@EL4USA https://t.co/SxTpReiTaV

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* According To MAGA Haikus *

Any judge who rules
against Donald Trump is "rogue
and out of control".

And anyone who
criticizes Trump has "Trump
Derangement Syndrome".

[Haikus From Real Life @HaikusRealLife]

@TheGeneral_0 https://t.co/SxTpReiTaV

[Haikus From Real Life @HaikusRealLife]

* According To MAGA Haikus *

Any judge who rules
against Donald Trump is "rogue
and out of control".

And anyone who
criticizes Trump has "Trump
Derangement Syndrome".

[Haikus From Real Life @HaikusRealLife]

* My Favorite Part Of @GallagherShow's Daybreak Insider Ad Haiku *

Mike's fake laugh on "hhh-you
will be the most informed per-
son in the office!"