Not Pat Narduzzi

~Official Parody Account~ Go Pitt or Go Back to Happless Valley

[Not Pat Narduzzi @Hail2Pat]

Find someone that looks at you the way Jordan Whitehead looked at Ryan Lewis after making the game winning INT vs. PSU

[Not Pat Narduzzi @Hail2Pat]

@mwhiteburgh Btw I know you show Aliquippa love. One of the 2 small schools to consistently produce D1 talent...so don’t even try and come back with that the report on Clariton or Aliquippa

[Not Pat Narduzzi @Hail2Pat]

@mwhiteburgh OLSH is at Rochester Friday. 2 undefeated teams yet you continue to suck off 5 and 6 A schools. Why not show the smaller schools some love? Keep on sucking that Carmody dick. They put you in the will yet?

[Not Pat Narduzzi @Hail2Pat]

My bad about Saturday guys blacked out too early in the day. Not used to those 8 pm kicks

[Pat Narduzzi @CoachDuzzPittFB]

I can make some darn good commitment videos. #H2P 👀

[Not Pat Narduzzi @Hail2Pat]

Back from Twitter vacation. Unreal the amount of people that try to report me 😅😂

[Chris Peak @PantherLair]

Yinz can say what you want about Scott Barnes, but who among you didn't giggle when his "PSU returned tix" tweet was sent at 1:07?

[Not Pat Narduzzi @Hail2Pat]

Happy Valentines Day everyone!!! #JoeKnew

[Pat Narduzzi @CoachDuzzPittFB]

2017 Pitt Panthers Schedule #H2P

[Pat Narduzzi @CoachDuzzPittFB]

#H2P

[Chris Dokish @ChrisDokish]

I can watch this over and over again. And have. https://t.co/68r0CmaXpO

[Jester Weah @J_Weah]

.@PennStateFball 🐸☕️ #H2P

[YouPorn @YouPorn]

Retweet if you've got a big dick.

[The Panther Pitt @ThePantherPitt]

And on this #BachelorMonday, Penn State did not get the rose

[Not Pat Narduzzi @Hail2Pat]

Time to drink I guess

[Not Pat Narduzzi @Hail2Pat]

It's gameday!!! Let's turn on the Victory Lights in NYC!!! #H2P

[Not Pat Narduzzi @Hail2Pat]

@Goony_38 Merry Christmas

[Not Pat Narduzzi @Hail2Pat]

I remember when @Goony_38 was humble about his recruiting, now he's disrespecting Pitt. It's all good, he can't win the big games anyway

[Not Pat Narduzzi @Hail2Pat]

If you lead PSU like you led Clariton in big games we will be ok 😂😂😂 https://t.co/K3yzhYtfda

[Not Pat Narduzzi @Hail2Pat]

Go ahead, keep doubting https://t.co/OSp1WQgnDs

[Pat Narduzzi @CoachDuzzPittFB]

PITT IS IT! #H2P