Duke Nukem

You thought I was gone forever!? Of course not! My name's Duke Nukem, and I'll kick those alien bastards asses! Roleplay/MV

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[Jirard The Completionist @Completionist]

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[Duke Nukem @HailDaKing]

@YouFckingOtakus Heheh, if it works.

(Duke smirked and shrugged before he made his way over towards the table and scooted a chair out for Naomi to sit down first. Made no sense to end his chivalrous streak now.)

[Duke Nukem @HailDaKing]

(Duke had gotten all freshened up. A shower, a little shave, a splash of cologne. He left his luxurious mansion with flowers and a box of chocolates in hand. Who was he off to woo? Well...a certain scientist was back at it again with the white lab coat, and he wanted to pay her-

[Duke Nukem @HailDaKing]

@YouFckingOtakus -ice bucket.)

How's this? We'll have our privacy!

[Duke Nukem @HailDaKing]

@YouFckingOtakus -walked through the doors. He left his post and began to guide the two towards a sectioned off booth in the back of the restaurant. A VIP booth at that! It was a dark booth with the only light coming from lit candles with cushioned seats and a free bottle of champagne inside an-

[Duke Nukem @HailDaKing]

@YouFckingOtakus -well. The ol' lug.

(Duke exited through the driver's side door before making his way towards Naomi's side. With a sly grin, he opened the door and offered the beautiful scientist his hand.)

Shall we my dear~?

[Duke Nukem @HailDaKing]

@YouFckingOtakus -today, and he knew this wasn't helping.)

Son of a bitch!

(He said in unison to her, but a lot more audible. Luckily for the two, a few big men pushed and shoved the paparazzi away and cleared a path to the restaurant's doors for them.)

Linguini's men, he always treats me-

[Duke Nukem @HailDaKing]

@unrooolie

[Duke Nukem @HailDaKing]

@AmbitiousRaider -the 90's. Heheh.

(He'd cheekily add knowing their history. Perhaps to get the archeologist all flustered.)

[Duke Nukem @HailDaKing]

@AmbitiousRaider Ah, there we go. I knew my girl missed me!

(The veteran alien killer said while cracking a grin. His beefy arms wrapped around the tomb raider's frame in return.)

Playin' like a cool cat I see...y'know it's just us two. It's just like a couple of years ago. Or it could be like-

[Duke Nukem @HailDaKing]

@YouFckingOtakus -obviously a Swedi-Italian restaurant. Once the truck was close by, he parked it outside of the building as valet walked up towards it in awe.)

"Woah! It's Duke fuckin' Nukem!"

"He's eating here!?"

Gettin' recognized just by pullin' up. Heheh.

[Duke Nukem @HailDaKing]

@YouFckingOtakus (But silence is boring. In fact, he wanted to break the fourth wall a couple of times then too, but didn't. Cuz he likes her a lot. Thankfully, it wouldn't be so quiet for long. Down the street, their destination was laid in wait. "Linguini's Fine Family Restaurant." It was-

[Duke Nukem @HailDaKing]

@YouFckingOtakus -worse than any plasma bullet could give. There was even a dead skunk in the middle of the street he drove past and he wanted say "Whatta mess!" but didn't! All for her...)

[Duke Nukem @HailDaKing]

@YouFckingOtakus (Whatever had Naomi's mood tanked was really tanking his now. He had this feeling of...helplessness. A foreign concept to Duke, but he felt like he couldn't help her. So the best thing he could think of was to give her that quiet car ride she wanted.

Not talking though...a pain-

[Duke Nukem @HailDaKing]

@YouFckingOtakus -bottom of this. He hates that she in her funk and not happy, so the sooner he could make her smile the better.)

But that just my job. The same ol' same ol'...what do you REALLY wanna talk about? Cuz somethin' seems to be eatin' ya up babe.

[Duke Nukem @HailDaKing]

@YouFckingOtakus Ah, y'know. The same ones always tryna take over the planet. They never learn...

(Duke could tell her heart really wasn't into it. He was talking about killing aliens, nothing riveting after being talked about frequently. Maybe if he got her to open up more he could get to the-