John Doe

This the burner.

[John Doe @HailMoon77]

It's never the women that could be Victoria's Secret Angels saying shit like this. Always the most mid women imaginable. That's why the game all fucked up. Mid hoes feeling entitled to the world making all these demands. Fuck up.

[John Doe @HailMoon77]

50 annoying ass voice inflections. The contradiction she has to catch herself on saying the $170 in make up is for the guy oh wait no it's for her first because women don't do anything for men and then it's the guy but if it's for herself that defeats the purpose of her point.

[Dr. God Abeg ooo @josh_uglyasf]

“If a man wants to take me on a date moving forward, I now require a $100 refundable deposit”

[John Doe @HailMoon77]

Imagine being 7 years old and seeing a video of your mom talking about sucking dick like this.

[Slime🐍 @ItsKingSlime]

Cardi B reveals that she wants to be a WIFEY that’s also a good “EATER” because she thinks that’s what Men want 😮💀

[John Doe @HailMoon77]

So is this the kinda thing where his alt right buddies will think he's cool like when Trump got arrested and they were saying his mugshot makes him like Tupac or are they like really REALLY racist and upset that he's being associated with black people with edits like this?

[John Doe @HailMoon77]

Took a while, but I got a petite girl to go down on now. Made her cum twice last night and then one more time this morning. Turns out I'm pretty good at this :)

[John Doe @HailMoon77]

Every time I see a girl with a flat stomach I get near irresistible urge to go down on her.

[John Doe @HailMoon77]

Okay this is a straight up rapist tweet come on man.

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

DO NOT RETALIATE AND YOU WILL BE REWARDED

[John Doe @HailMoon77]

She went private I promise I was being 100% earnest and happy for her hahaha

[John Doe @HailMoon77]

The most positive tweet I've ever seen from this person. So unexpected and so inspiring I legitimately feel better and less depressed right now. Thank you.

[heather 💫 @_hxneyglow]

i will find where i belong someday even if it’s taken longer for me than other people :)

[John Doe @HailMoon77]

She has returned, life is worth living.

[zahra @zhashx]

guilty !

[John Doe @HailMoon77]

Yes, the people throwing money at porn will throw more money at lighter and young looking girls. It's gross. You also decided that that was gonna be the industry you're in and the type of person you stake your livelihood on. That's your choice. Stop complaining about it.

[Carramello @_carramello]

I’ve been seeing discourse about that girl making 43 million on OF but can I open up a can of worms here? Can we talk about how race & ethnicity play a huge part in your income. I’m VERY grateful for what I make but can we start being honest about that?

[John Doe @HailMoon77]

Need a cute girl to kiss on the belly button immediately.

[John Doe @HailMoon77]

I need a girl that will let me kiss her tattoos.

[John Doe @HailMoon77]

Like if y'all sleep together before being treated well then yea he's gonna resist having to put in extra work for what he already got. Seems straightforward enough.

[John Doe @HailMoon77]

This one of those situations where I have to ask if you're in a place where you have to beg to be treated well and stuff how/why did y'all end up together on the first place?

[🍒 @cherryxmuva]

men when i say u need to treat me well and take me on dates or im leaving u

[John Doe @HailMoon77]

You are not even remotely attractive enough to be acting this difficult.

[Aldi Hate Account @Mirandom88]

I need an oil change and I gotta pay for it myself and that is also why I will not be his girlfriend. He offered to change the oil himself but I’m a dealership girly. Open your pockets pookie.

[John Doe @HailMoon77]

If my girl bothered me with some dumb stuff like this I promise I'd stuff her in a crawl space so fucking fast.

[NAS🦋 @nasgioia]

the call it the MNBA to bother men agenda is gaining momentum yall 😜😭😭😜

[John Doe @HailMoon77]

I think we could all be just a little less... difficult.

[Dr. Marcus Shepard @MarcusShepard]

I’m the king of boundaries… don’t be inconsistent and then expect me to play the “fat friend” ✌🏽

[John Doe @HailMoon77]

This is the secret and it really isn't that hard. Go on dates and be normal. Don't make any suggestive comments or innuendoes. If she likes you she'll make it happen without you trying.

[John Doe @HailMoon77]

Pretty sure if you go to Mission BBQ wearing army fatigues the cashiers are required to give you a handjob.

[John Doe @HailMoon77]

And I really think you should suck me up slow.

[Frank J. Fleming @IMAO_]

I really think the childless should pay higher taxes since I'm doing all this work to raise people who are going to pay for everyone's retirement.