Hailee

All the random whirlwind thoughts all in one place.

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@lilblondegirl15 All at once?

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Why is the shortened version of Matthew pronounced Matt and not Math

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@lilblondegirl15 @standardtuber Ok orphan you didn’t even have a back-up

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September 1st for lame people: ah yes goodbye august hello new month
September 1st for cool people: TODAYS THE FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL AT HOGWARTS

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The fact that Amanda Byrnes didn’t get an Oscar for shes the man is a war crime

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

And by very serious I mean very very serious.

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@lilblondegirl15 Fox and the hound, dumbass

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“The Gang Goes Greek” - My vote for the new live action Hercules: @DannyDeVito obviously still for Phil, @RMcElhenney for Hercules, the Bird @KaitlinOlson for Meg, @GlennHowerton for Hades, and Charlie for both Pain and Panic. Shot exactly like an @alwayssunny episode too 🙌🏻

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This tweet is for me only but I need it in writing: Iron giant reboot with Jake Johnson as the weird garbage art man

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@MajchrzakSam SAME!! So ready to dive back into all the 2002 feels

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So just found out Nickelback is releasing a new album?!? I haven’t been this excited... well, ever.

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The worst feeling ever is when you’re dreaming you’re dating Harry Styles and then you wake up to find that you are not, in fact, dating a talented British sweetheart :(

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Nothing humbles and scares me more than a tagged photo notification.

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Raise your hand if you typed in the wrong address into your GPS and drove 5 1/2 hours instead of 3 1/2 yesterday ...🙋‍♀️

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Gym farts don’t count

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The Kentucky Derby is just Coachella for rich old white dudes

[Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_2]

DEATHS FROM COVID-19
South Korea: 297
United States: 140,000+

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What if birds made the dial-up tone sound instead

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@dearapriII @lilblondegirl15

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@jenny_yuhnke Might have to start taking all my quizzes like this! 🤷‍♀️😅

[Hailee @Hailcoholic]

Where I thought I’d be: in a long-term relationship, full-time job, living on my own

Where I am: about to take a quiz for an Ancient Greek summer class I stupidly decided would be fun *dRuNK out of my mind*

Prayers would be welcomed.