Hailea Schubert

Hellen Keller faked it

[Hailea Schubert @HaileaRooster]

Please vote on this important matter.

Team name for bowling league:

[Hailea Schubert @HaileaRooster]

If you get me Chinese food I’ll kiss you the mouth. No lie.

[Hailea Schubert @HaileaRooster]

I’m just trying to raise my babies in a way that they don’t grow up and need extensive therapy

[Hailea Schubert @HaileaRooster]

In my sudoku era

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

made up a situation. i’m pissed

[Hailea Schubert @HaileaRooster]

Forgot I had twitter. Went through my profile and also apparently forgot how funny I am.

[Hailea Schubert @HaileaRooster]

Look at this ANGEL 😱 and you’re telling me I made him???

[Bindi Irwin @BindiIrwin]

Our Wedding Day.

Love always wins. ❤️

@ChandlerPowell9
@AnimalPlanet

[Hailea Schubert @HaileaRooster]

@Jorsh_Bryan Freaking @ me next time

[Hailea Schubert @HaileaRooster]

Update: shortly after this she wouldn’t load in the trailer so I’m back to cussing her and swearing she’s gone

[Hailea Schubert @HaileaRooster]

Cussed her out and swore up and down I was I was shipping her to the glue factory this morning but she’s coming along nicely🤷🏼‍♀️

[Hailea Schubert @HaileaRooster]

Kid at the cash register: are you having a good day?

Me: nope that’s why I’m buying wine and cookies

[Hailea Schubert @HaileaRooster]

Forgot I put my dogs hoodie on him when I let him out and legit thought a random kid was pooping in my yard

[Hailea Schubert @HaileaRooster]

It has come to my attention that people don’t wash their legs in the shower???? Whut??? Please tell me if this is normal. When you shower do you....

[Hailea Schubert @HaileaRooster]

If you pull out in front of a truck pulling a horse trailer only to go 45 mph you’re the worst kind of person

[Hailea Schubert @HaileaRooster]

Super pumped about making tacos...
Got all the meat cooked and everything ready...
Went to bring the shells over and dropped them. Broke every. Last. One.

[Hailea Schubert @HaileaRooster]

@OrphicWxtch White trash ( I shared it on FB it’s golden)