Hail

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[Hail @Haileerdurocher]

One day you’re just raw dogging it through life, and the next you have two kids, a mortgage and a joint account. What a trip

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Realizing I have sad beige mom tendencies.. but like my kid can wear any colour as long as it doesn’t have any logos or prints

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To all the people who keep telling me I’m gonna suffer this summer because I am pregnant, it’s gonna be a hot summer regardless..? Like isnt that the point, that summer is hot? Can’t wait to watch YOU suffer too, fuck head.

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Absolutely insane who opposite pregnancies can be. My first was a breeze from beginning to end, this one I’m 25 weeks and huuuuurting

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Absoutely never believed in moon phases affecting moods… until I had a child. Help

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Someone tell me why it would cost $80 for two passes to the Vancouver Aquarium.. my child has a burning desire to go but like that is fuckin outrageous

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I’m just gonna say it… Morgan Wallen fuckin whomps

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I wonder if the inventor of diaper genie is actually a parent.. or just a massive cunt who likes to watch parents suffer over their awfully designed product. What a money grab

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Why is colonel pronounced like that?

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I was just asked to “pwease top tuddling me mom” by my two year old. I AM CRUSHED

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Did everyone just forget about how good My big fat Greek wedding is ?!

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@allexadee This is me lol

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Jayce calling blue clues, “blue shoes” is my favourite thing EVER

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@mackenziemcewan Look at us now sis!!

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I’m back ya silly cunts

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@katrinagorrie_ Omg hahah! I will let her know, cause that pasta salad was bomb

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@fuckJacob__ Ya, where is mine

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@fuckJacob__ Do you do anything other than play with your wood all day!!

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What it’s like being practically married to a logger: constantly replying to texts of pictures of wood like “damn baby, that’s a nice log” or “ouuuuf love the way you load those trucks”

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@fuckJacob__ That one gets thrown around quiet often in our house