Harlequin 🔞

Writer, illustrator, and interactive designer of many talents (xe/xir) | 36 | Autistic pansexual polyam succubus witch. Clown Goo Boywife. MDNI

[Harlequin 🔞 @HaileyAdamsXXX]

Old account got suspended for free speech. This is my backup. Help me find people again? 🤭

If people felt threatened they could simply stop being a fascist or landlord 🤷‍♀️

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No one gets my humor 😭 I wasn't sure if I should put "Caeser (seizure)"

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Call me Julius the way that I please her like she's having a Caeser

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It's so rude that I can't get chili cheese fries at 8am. What do you mean I have to wait for your full menu 😭

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Let's just cut to the intro and pretend this never happened. https://t.co/aWcHwRk8a1

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@OmidLive had a pretty memorable 6th morning of the sub-athon. 116 hours down, 180 hours to go

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Volkswagens could float on water. Cybertrucks can't go in a car wash.

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Say what you will about Nazis, Hitler made better cars than Tesla.

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Let's see if this gets me banned

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This should have been Minecraft Steve in the Minecraft movie

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If you think about it Snake Plisskin was the #1 Victory Royale in Escape from New York

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🎵 Why you gotta be so rude, don't you know Imma fuck toy too 🎵

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If you make French Toast with Texas Toast is it French Texas Toast? Frexas Toast? Tench Toast? Or does Texas get pissed at France and call it Freedom Toast?

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Bukkake - waterboarding with cum or cumboarding

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I wonder if more people would watch One Piece if I told them Tim Curry is a main character.

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The only thing Democrats will take away from this is Americans still wanna vote for 80 year old white men.

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TFW you realize there are people too young to know where the term Nuzlocke comes from or the cultural zeitgeist that was L O S T.

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2am cravings for sex while I munch on pizza crust....just the thought of doughy hand-tossed crust in my mouth is making me want to get fucked.

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@transcucumber is playing through the original FFVII and I think @Winston_Duke would be the perfect Barrett.

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This is funnier if you say it Pegacis

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Pegasus may be fantasy, but you can make Pegatrans a reality