giantmamahailey

[giantmamahailey @HaileyJoBrans]

my mom is 5’2 and my dad is 5’9 and somehow they
made ME my mom walked up to me and her head went
directly into my STOMACH. my DAD walked up and his
head is at my CHEST. he said “she gets it from my
side” sir you are 5’9 there is no side of this family
that explains 7’5.

[giantmamahailey @HaileyJoBrans]

my friend said “let me measure you real quick” and
then realized she couldn’t reach the top of my head
so she got a LADDER 😭 she is standing on a step
ladder holding the tape all the way up and i am
standing on the FLOOR barefoot and she can barely
reach. the tape said 7’5.

[giantmamahailey @HaileyJoBrans]

i just wanted to drive a mustang and the mustang said
absolutely NOT 😭 my head is on the ceiling. my knees
are in the steering wheel. i am folded like a lawn
chair in a sports car and my friend is outside
watching me lose a fight to a vehicle.

[giantmamahailey @HaileyJoBrans]

he said “hop on” so i did and the entire motorcycle
just disappeared under me 😭 my knees are at my CHEST
right now. my legs are folded like a pretzel on a bike
that was clearly built for humans a foot shorter than
me. he looked back at me and his face said everything.

[giantmamahailey @HaileyJoBrans]

i just wanted a water and the door said absolutely
NOT 😭 my friend walked in like a normal person
standing straight and i had to grab the door frame
with both hands and duck my whole body just to enter
a gas station.
#tallgirls #tallwomen #giantess #tallgirlproblems

[giantmamahailey @HaileyJoBrans]

she said "give her a hug" and i opened my arms and
they went completely OVER her head 😭 my arms are
up here hugging the wind and she's down there
hugging my waist and we're calling this a hug
apparently.
#tallgirls #tallwomen #giantess #tallgirlproblems

[giantmamahailey @HaileyJoBrans]

the mirror is at my chest so i have to get on my
knees just to see my own face to dry my hair 😭 i
am literally KNEELING in my own bathroom like i’m
proposing to the sink and even on my knees i barely
fit in the mirror. my friend said “that is the
saddest thing i’ve ever seen” .

[giantmamahailey @HaileyJoBrans]

i put on the supergirl costume thinking i'd feel
powerful and the first thing that happened is the
DOOR said no 😭 i had to duck and lean and squeeze
through my own doorway in a cape like a superhero
who lost a fight to architecture.
#DC #DCComics #DCCosplay #Cosplay #Tallgirl

[giantmamahailey @HaileyJoBrans]

the elevator doors closed and my head is literally
ON the ceiling 😭 my bun is smashed against the light
right now. my friend is standing next to me with room
to do jumping jacks and i’m up here being compressed
by a metal box.
#tallgirls #tallwomen #giantess

[giantmamahailey @HaileyJoBrans]

the sink is at my KNEE 😭 i have to fold my entire
body in half every time i wash my face like i’m
doing a deadlift at the bathroom counter. my friend
walked up to the same sink after me and just stood
there straight up washing her face like a normal
human being.
#tallgirls

[giantmamahailey @HaileyJoBrans]

the laundry room is the size of a closet and i am the
size of the entire laundry room 😭 my friend is behind
me pulling clothes out of the dryer like a normal human
and i’m up here with my head on the ceiling light
trying to figure out how to exist in this space.
#tallwomen

[giantmamahailey @HaileyJoBrans]

we were standing face to face and her head was at my
STOMACH so i just picked her up 😭 she’s a whole
adult woman and she’s sitting on my hip right now
like a two year old being carried through target. her
legs are dangling. #tallgirls #tallwomen #giantess #tallgirlproblems

[giantmamahailey @HaileyJoBrans]

i sat down for dinner and the entire table came with
me 😭 my knees went UNDER the table and just kept
going UP and the whole thing lifted off the ground.
plates moved. #tallgirls #tallwomen #giantess #tallgirlproblems

[giantmamahailey @HaileyJoBrans]

my friend went UP three steps and i stayed on the
GROUND and i’m STILL taller than her 😭 she climbed
three whole steps looked at me and her face just went
blank.
#tallgirls #tallwomen #giantess #tallgirlproblems
#reels

[giantmamahailey @HaileyJoBrans]

the light burned out and my friend said “grab the
ladder” so i just stood there and screwed it in 😭
no ladder. no chair. no tiptoes. i just raised my
hand and it was RIGHT THERE. my arm was barely even
lifted.
#tallgirls #tallwomen #giantess #tallgirlproblems

[giantmamahailey @HaileyJoBrans]

i just wanted a mcflurry and the door said absolutely
not 😭 my friend walked in like a normal person and i
had to bend in HALF just to get through the entrance.
the door frame is at my SHOULDER. the handle is at my
THIGH.
#tallgirls #tallwomen #giantess #tallgirlproblems

[giantmamahailey @HaileyJoBrans]

i am on my KNEES right now 😭 both knees on the floor
as low as a human can go without laying down and my
friend walked up and stood next to me and we are the
SAME HEIGHT. she is on her FEET.
#tallgirls #tallwomen #giantess #tallgirlproblems