Champagne Sloppi 💕

oh hi guys 🥺. she/her🇧🇸. 20

[ernest baker @ernestbaker]

there’s a point in your 30s when you realize hosting BBQs and dinner parties is the new club scene and high key better without the randoms, overpriced drinks, and terrible DJs still playing Dreams and Nightmares

[Champagne Sloppi 💕 @HaileyJthereal]

Self hating black bitch. Tú eres un hijo de puta. Salta de un puente, pendeja. :)

[Champagne Sloppi 💕 @HaileyJthereal]

Why is this woman actively allowed and trying to be a GOP candidate and nominee. 😭A literal loud and proud racist in an important position in govt in 2024? 🌚chile. And Christian too??

[Lauren Witzke @LaurenWitzkeDE]

That moment when you realize you have to lock up your ski equipment on the slopes from now on.

[Champagne Sloppi 💕 @HaileyJthereal]

@ValentinaForSOS @rawsalerts That’s like saying when alcohol was banned from purchasing or consuming in certain states (dry state) drunk driving stop. Nope, in fact it increased b/c people just drove to the next state over and drove drunk back home. 🤦‍♀️

[Champagne Sloppi 💕 @HaileyJthereal]

@tryandstopus2 @0ehlerking @rawsalerts On average it’s been down since at least 90s smartass

[Champagne Sloppi 💕 @HaileyJthereal]

@0ehlerking @EyesOnGovernmnt @rawsalerts *down

[Champagne Sloppi 💕 @HaileyJthereal]

@0ehlerking @EyesOnGovernmnt @rawsalerts Crime has always been underreported in fact “the dark figure” is a term used in criminology to describe the crime NOT reported to cops since it happens so often. So the crime that has been reported, ever since they started reporting, now is done. Get over it

[Champagne Sloppi 💕 @HaileyJthereal]

Hey babe, psychology student studying criminology and forensic psychology. Most forms of crime, including violent Crime IS down. 🫠

[Keith Oehlerking 🇺🇸 @0ehlerking]

@rawsalerts Brian says violent crime is down…🙄

[LEGIT @ChicagoLives]

Drake really be tryna 8 mile himself “talk about how I like younger women”

…umm yes my nigga we will be getting to that shortly thanks for bringing it up lol

[Champagne Sloppi 💕 @HaileyJthereal]

The glazing is crazy with that Drake add in. “Lyrically” you say. Drake has been at his worst state of lyrical prowess yet. Old Drake yh, basic ass honestly never mind Drake? No

[Champagne Sloppi 💕 @HaileyJthereal]

🌚I’m ignoring this cus Quavo can just talk about how objectively Chris brown is a crazy man, stalker and serial abuser. 🤷🏾‍♀️crazy thing is Im not a “fan” of either of them

[Ahmed/The Ears/IG: BigBizTheGod 🇸🇴 @big_business_]

Chris Brown dropped a Quavo diss 💀💀�

[𝕏 @XBuiltThis]

If I was the pilot I would let the airplane free fall for about 10 seconds to remind them where the fuck they at.

[🌺 Birthday Girl 7/5 🌺 @HerSoulWrites]

Remember when everyone thought Bokeem Woodbine was Evil Dave Chappelle and then we found out it was actually the other way around? LOL

Happy birthday to Bokeem!

[nelly! @nellychillin]

This who runs this account

[SAY CHEESE! 👄🧀 @SaycheeseDGTL]

Tesla is recalling all 3,878 Cybertrucks that it has shipped to date, due to a problem where the accelerator pedal can get stuck, putting drivers at risk of a crash