Hailey Kyrouac

hails is my name, pimping is my game

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Now looking back hailey earwax was the wackest shit y’all could’ve ever come up with

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@Apple PLEASE bring back the orginal British male siri voice

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Godzilla is a giant radioactive lizard and anyone can fight me on that

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Yooo I’m so ready to be back in Mexico just a short couple months

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My toxic trait is seeing snaps of me in Mexico and automatically looking up the next time to go

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It’s that time of year where Forrest Gump and twilight play on repeat

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@BrandonJWWebb @kirawontmiss We may have too! But I’m down to do it

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“It’s not clocking to him that I’m standing on maple syrup”

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These ads are getting wild

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Ever since I was a kid I was the shit

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My ER obsession has officially taken over

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My nephews mullet is amazing. And the fact my brother let me give him one and continued to maintain it makes it even more amazing

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I think one of the reasons I’m in love with dallas is because he is so happy to hold my legs anytime anywhere for my wall spiders. And he is SO PROUD.

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@rraavveeee Right here

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I’m so ready for the twilight marathons that’s voluntarily given to me on my basic cable

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@rraavveeee Hey hey hey slim shady is cool

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I didn’t know I needed a Paris and Megan collab till I heard it

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Early 2000’s was a vibe. Watching I love New York reruns solidifies my opinion

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The spider I’ve been feeding got taken over by an even bigger spider and I’m so upset :( rip jimmy 🕷️🕸️

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Because half of them are already half way there so just do it

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Unpopular opinion: some books written in third person would be so much better written in multiple first person views