Hailey Nicole

Dog Mom. MBA. PMP. Catholic. Republican. Ginger. Future CEO. Hoosier. Swiftie. Loves dresses, wine, sparkles, caffeine & decor. My tweets are usually jokes.

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A whole lot of people talking about “freedom,” that have spent the last two years trying to take them from their own citizens.

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For @JuryDutyPresent’s next task- I need them to find my next boyfriend. They find the sweetest guys!

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As #Netflix is getting cancelled you might consider @AngelStudiosInc. @mikeroweworks did a great interview covering them taking on #Disney.

https://t.co/SMMjrd2Sfn

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Trees down after a storm a midwest dad’s version of cute dog. #MustPointItOut

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@amazon should have a box pickup service. When they drop off a package they should take any designated as discarded. They’re already here 3 times a day. Might as well take some of these boxes to reuse.

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I want to meet the people that are out here with hives like I’ve got to keep taking this medicine.

That’s the dumbest medicine warning I’ve ever heard.

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I feel bad for the @Eagles…The way #TheSwiftties are about to come out…

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And in plain sight you hid
But you are what you did.
And I'll forget you but
I'll never forgive
The smallest man who ever lived

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Why do we allow marriage licenses to extend beyond state lines, but not professional licenses?? You can be an expert at driving, but you start doing heart surgery in the next state- you forget all your training… Seems like a scam…

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I’ll tell my kids this is Les Mis. @taylorswift13 @lesmisofficial @taylornation13

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There is nothing funnier than the guy that has friends that “warned him” and all those guys are the first to DM or even worse use them after.

The smartest scam will always be man on man.

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When all the new security cameras for your place just got installed.>>

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Self-driving vehicles feel like an invention of a mildly self-aware alcoholic…

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Felt this too many times

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The best part of listening to “Champagne Problems” is realizing there are a million reasons she ran. @taylorswift13 @taylornation13 Kudos!!

#ChampagneProblems #TSTheErasTour

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My favorite part of #Indy is watching videos online and randomly seeing a guy I went on one date with 2 years ago in the background. “Like oh, there’s Ted. Look at him with his grandma! Hope she doesn’t have to go to dinner with him after…”

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Currently trying to explain daylight savings to my dog- please send help.

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Things you can say to your boyfriend, but not your situationship- “Yeah, I ate the WHOLE thing of tater tots.” #NotBasedOffReality #ExSituationship

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@theofficetv, my pup, @gushers, and wine. Perfect Monday night.

Plus, I had tacos for dinner.

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So, Kamala Harris is my DoorDash driver? !